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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760953 times)

Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13755 on: June 29, 2017, 06:09:53 pm »

My magic vagina makes me special.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13756 on: June 30, 2017, 07:01:29 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13757 on: July 02, 2017, 03:02:17 pm »

Quote from: A video guide on Payday 2
It is HIGHLY recommended that you turn on subtitles while cooking meth.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13758 on: July 03, 2017, 07:39:57 am »

Quote from: A video guide on Payday 2
It is HIGHLY recommended that you turn on subtitles while cooking meth.
Payday 2 am I right?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13760 on: July 05, 2017, 07:40:06 am »

needless to say that was Ideologically Impure but it was fun to murder everyone in the name of Robo Space Jesus
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13761 on: July 05, 2017, 09:48:06 pm »

This would improve American politics immensely. For one, people would actually watch C-SPAN, if for no other reason than to see who got eaten today.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13763 on: July 06, 2017, 11:34:57 am »

I have a feeling that wasn't especially good for them, although they may have had their entire body designed for such an event I doubt it, but maybe they were, as I've never had one of those
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13765 on: July 06, 2017, 03:37:10 pm »

Shouldn't you be in your mother, young man?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13766 on: July 08, 2017, 05:14:07 pm »

All Samurai in real life hunted and tortured peasants for fun
Peasants are not even human
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13767 on: July 11, 2017, 01:04:33 pm »

so... We'd give all the world's nukes to the Pope.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13768 on: July 11, 2017, 09:13:24 pm »

From a real, actual conversation:

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13769 on: July 12, 2017, 01:50:21 am »

this means before and after any sex, the game will insert your models into each other and make them the same height for about 5 seconds. It's incredibly jarring.
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