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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761070 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13725 on: June 16, 2017, 11:01:37 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13726 on: June 16, 2017, 04:30:39 pm »
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we've got some educated fart gas over here
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13727 on: June 17, 2017, 07:35:16 am »
Quote from: Khan Boyzitbig on June 16, 2017, 12:38:53 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13728 on: June 17, 2017, 12:25:34 pm »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on June 17, 2017, 11:33:19 am
Agreed, dominatrix states are much better.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13729 on: June 18, 2017, 06:39:08 am »
Quote from: Rethi-Eli on June 18, 2017, 12:53:48 am
Perhaps ATHATH still lives on, although buried underneath the wreckage of 9 planes of existence.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13730 on: June 18, 2017, 09:47:31 pm »
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maybe her anus is a metaphor for like
Baghdad during the Bush administration
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13731 on: June 19, 2017, 10:26:33 am »
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A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13732 on: June 20, 2017, 12:08:20 pm »
i cri everytiem
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13733 on: June 20, 2017, 05:18:35 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13734 on: June 20, 2017, 05:48:11 pm »
Seeing as I got quoted I see no reason not to PTW.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13735 on: June 21, 2017, 06:12:59 am »
Quote from: Enemy post on June 21, 2017, 12:14:16 am
You make a deal with the man who killed the Devil and the sound of your dual ukuleles wails over the end of the world.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13736 on: June 21, 2017, 09:02:33 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13737 on: June 22, 2017, 12:36:08 am »
I should toatally become a streamer
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13738 on: June 22, 2017, 05:10:18 am »
Suddenly, Ethan had a seizure.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13739 on: June 22, 2017, 05:40:36 am »
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<Gustavo6046> "This piece of cake is awful, mom! Make a better one or I'll spill milk on your idiotic trable!" -> "This symmetrically imperfect rotational slice of your sweet and soft object composed of chocolate, icing and candles tastes worse than my original expectations for such taste! Improve the aforementioned taste on this slice or on a whole new cake made for the specific employment of replacing the older taste or me, the main subject in this sentence, will let a large amount of liquid and pasteurized cow dairy products fall on your perspectively inutile other than insults arrangement of wood made to serve as a stand for most kinds of general containment devices like dishes."
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