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[scriver]

T-Rex condoms is less made out of sheep intestine and more amd entire sheep pulled over his dick.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Stairs didn't exist yet or something.

Cliff faces did though.

[Yoink]

About to sleep in a car on the side of a highway in New South Wales. Hopefully we don't get murderized by mutant hillbillies!

Only sharing the car with two other humans and one dog tonight, at least.
On the return journey we'll have two more people squished in here... #roadtrip

[BlackFlyme]

My cousin's getting married, and my aunt called to tell us the dress code.

It's mostly formal, but everyone must wear shorts and flip flops.

My mom said that she doesn't want to wear that, and my aunt called her an entitled bitch.

I hope this means we don't have to go.

[smjjames]

My cousin's getting married, and my aunt called to tell us the dress code.

It's mostly formal, but everyone must wear shorts and flip flops.

My mom said that she doesn't want to wear that, and my aunt called her an entitled bitch.

I hope this means we don't have to go.

Heh, relatives.

[Akura]

Okay, so a tuxedo jacket and white shirt on top, with cargo shorts and pink flip-flops below.

[NJW2000]

Okay, so a tuxedo jacket and white shirt on top, with cargo shorts and pink flip-flops below.

That's pretty gauche actually. Everyone knows flip-flops only go with lounge suits.

[smjjames]

Okay, so a tuxedo jacket and white shirt on top, with cargo shorts and pink flip-flops below.

That's pretty gauche actually. Everyone knows flip-flops only go with lounge suits.

His cousin can do his wedding however he wants really.

[Arx]

You should rent/purchase an incredibly fancy dress coat that extends below the waist, and then wear the tiniest gym shorts you can locate. Then have someone with excellent bodypaint skills give you a pair of tight-fitting suit pants and shiny black shoes. This is the optimal approach, clearly.

[Kedly]

Roman sex party antics aside.. I have a different WTF.

Apparently, NOBODY seems to know that you can hook an old vintage 90s super soaker directly to a water hose in place of the bottle.
You know, one of these old gems that I used to have as a little bratling child?



Yeah. Just unscrew the bottle, and attach a water hose in its place. Turn the faucet on, and hold the trigger down for insane high pressure water gun fight tower defense fun. 

Are there any pictures on Google of people doing this? Nope.
Any videos on Youtube? Nope.

Did this somehow get lost to the ages?  I used to do this ALL THE DAMN TIME as a kid!  Nowdays, they have specialized NERF blasters designed for this-- but this was before such shameless specialized commercialism!  Just remove the hose and reattach the bottle, and you are portable again!  Watergun tower defense was a BLAST-- but really? Nothing google? NOTHING Youtube!?

Makes me want to order one of these old jewels from Ebay just to make the missing video tutorial myself!

I was to dumb back then to have realised this was possible. Man. I missed out

[Eric Blank]

I think i broke mine shortly after trying that or something.

[Tellemurius]

Back when we actually had fun things to play, I remembered my 2000 series. And most of the big models could have garden hoses attached. The original Bazooka for instance.

[scourge728]

I have a feeling that wasn't especially good for them, although they may have had their entire body designed for such an event I doubt it, but maybe they were, as I've never had one of those

[MrRoboto75]

I have a feeling that wasn't especially good for them, although they may have had their entire body designed for such an event I doubt it, but maybe they were, as I've never had one of those

eh.  Chances are the older ones were more robust than the latest ones in general.

[Parsely]

All we had were piles of shitty water pistols mixed with one or two AMAZING water pistols. You could never remember which one it was because they were identical and there were never enough good pistols for everyone.

Getting sniped in the eyeball by a water pistol = good times.