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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760850 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13785 on: July 17, 2017, 11:07:30 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on July 17, 2017, 10:55:42 am
It's not unspoken.

See Rule of the Derm Number Two:

2. You must post only one whole excerpt per quote. I don't mind if you have to trim the top or bottom from a post as long as whatever you quote is an unbroken passage. It's too easy to find a long post and edit out every word except "...I...eat...socks...". It's also not funny at all and goes against the purpose of this thread.

Nonono, I was saying that the unspoken agreement is to not cut the quote mid-word.

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Quote from: Cinder on July 17, 2017, 08:05:27 am
I don't think you're allowed to edit
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Quote from: Cinder on July 17, 2017, 08:05:27 am
I don't think you're allowed to ed
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The latter is technically unbroken because there's no [...] or other changes to the middle of the quote, but it cuts off before the final word is completed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13786 on: July 17, 2017, 11:08:43 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13787 on: July 17, 2017, 01:22:51 pm »
As usual, a random thing I said on the internet has been copied, pasted, edited, and then used in a fashion that caused a disagreement.

This is fine.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13788 on: July 17, 2017, 03:30:06 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13789 on: July 17, 2017, 08:06:41 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13790 on: July 18, 2017, 04:06:56 pm »
That edit was for clarity though? The add in was "The location" which simply clarifies. That actually does make the statement (marginally) funnier.

I'm just not sure if this should qualify for this rule.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13791 on: July 18, 2017, 06:43:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13792 on: July 19, 2017, 09:37:35 am »
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Quote from: NJW2000 on October 25, 2021, 09:26:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13793 on: July 19, 2017, 10:40:03 am »
Iunno. The 'ritually' part is what makes it funny, isn't it?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13794 on: July 21, 2017, 11:37:42 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13795 on: July 21, 2017, 08:08:52 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13796 on: July 21, 2017, 08:46:14 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13797 on: July 21, 2017, 09:47:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art
« Reply #13798 on: July 22, 2017, 07:55:10 am »
Quote from: Someone I know.
Fuck you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13799 on: July 22, 2017, 09:59:16 am »
Quote from: andrian on July 22, 2017, 07:16:08 am
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