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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709272 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11176 on: August 08, 2015, 03:25:54 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11177 on: August 08, 2015, 04:51:51 pm »

At least we don't have sand in our butts.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11179 on: August 09, 2015, 04:41:53 pm »

I was seriously pretty excited because I thought that somebody had taken up an interest in woodworking. Then I checked the context and it turns out that they'd just gotten laid.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11180 on: August 09, 2015, 10:51:30 pm »

why is there catass on my kitchen counter?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11181 on: August 10, 2015, 02:39:52 am »

wearing a horned helmet and destroying the Roman Empire is apparently a really good way to get a date
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11182 on: August 10, 2015, 01:14:00 pm »

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I ALMOST DIDN'T CEDAR PUNS BACK THERE.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11183 on: August 10, 2015, 05:14:33 pm »

Tsssssk, I really need to break you in Helgo.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11184 on: August 10, 2015, 06:47:54 pm »

Nothing in the rules about erotically massaging the gear stick.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11185 on: August 10, 2015, 11:01:15 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11186 on: August 11, 2015, 05:26:34 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11187 on: August 11, 2015, 09:29:08 pm »

single celled organisms living in your stomach evolve into undead spacemen and take all your spice.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11188 on: August 12, 2015, 03:45:54 am »

I can use russia-nesting-doll-style missle massacre
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11189 on: August 12, 2015, 07:03:48 am »

my giant, vertical, erected wooden penis still stands
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