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[Arcvasti]

A modern day love story of unexpected mummy sodomy *sheds a single tear*

[Teneb]

your mouth diarrhea is that uncontrollable

[Omeganaut]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNONUN

[flabort]

I don't have need for any decor, firewood, or any [other] potential use for an effigy of you.

I inserted the word [other]

[Owlga]

I wonder if gummy snuff is a recognized genre yet

[Remalle]

[20:17:41]   <GUNINANRUNIN>   ignore the mexican in the background
[20:18:26]   <GUNINANRUNIN>   i dont know how he got inside

[Parsely]

[20:23]   Remalle   GOOD LUCK FINDING A JOB MOTHERFUCKER
[20:23]   Remalle   it'll probably get stolen by a Mexican now

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

So chapter 14 will just say they did it and to all the fans who complain that there were no details I will tell them that they must submit their own smutt, I know what gets put on fanfic websites. Then there will be a "best smutt" competition and to vote on best smutt you have to give a detailed reason why you think this smutt is the best smutt and deserves to be in my book. It'll take forever for them to decide what the "best" smutt is and there will be in depth debates on what truely should be considered the best smutt.

[Gunner-Chan]

12:23 AM - Aqizzar: and I've unwittingly seen a lot of touhou in my dad
12:23 AM - Aqizzar: in my dad, yes
12:23 AM - Aqizzar: let's go with that one
12:23 AM - Aqizzar: hey dad!
12:23 AM - Aqizzar: what?
12:23 AM - Aqizzar: you got some touhou in you
12:24 AM - Aqizzar: aw, no shit

[KingofstarrySkies]

Spoiler: It's a big one. (click to show/hide)

Thispostisaboutacat 676 points : 8 replies : 12 hours ago reply
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME, TO MAKE SOME RAVIOLI. MY JUGALO FANS ARE ALL FUCKED IN THE HEAD
CaptainGiraffehands 147 points : 2 replies : 10 hours ago reply
I SAID YUP, WHAT A CONCEPT I COULD USE A LITTLE FOOD MYSELF, AND WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE COCAINE
bereaver013 73 points : 1 reply : 8 hours ago reply
MAGNETS MAKE NO SENSE BUT THEY DO LOOK FUN/ DINER FOOD MAKES ME SHART, TO THE BATHROOM I RUN
BigHandz 73 points : 2 replies : 7 hours ago reply
SO MUCH TO POO, SO MUCH TO PEE, SO WHATS WRONG WITH STAINING THE BED SHEETS?
datgiraffeperson 36 points : 1 reply : 6 hours ago reply
MAKE SOME ROOM I REALLY NEED TO GO, YOULL NEVER SNORT IF YOU DONT KNOW
familytriptopoundtown 32 points : 2 replies : 5 hours ago reply
HEY NOW YOUR A JUGGALO, GET YO HATCHETS, GO CRAAAY
datgiraffeperson 23 points : 1 reply : 4 hours ago reply
HEY NOW, YOU'RE A COKE CLOWN, GET YOUR FACE PAINT, GET PAID
woooopwoopwoopwoop 17 points : 4 hours ago reply
AND ALL THAT MATTERS IS COKE, ONLY JUGGALOS RIP OFF SMASH MOUTH

Sauce: https://imgur.com/gallery/hTwuEkL

[Omeganaut]

flapping my hands on the piano randomly for 5 minutes while screaming fiiiiiiish, fisssssh, fishfishfish is as good as any time to start.

[AlleeCat]

Buki is leaning against a wall, watching the two girls.

[WillowLuman]

11:58   <Darvi>: CHAT STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD

[Worldmaster27]

Don't turn my tea party into a dystopia!

[Owlga]

Sorry I thought your time was Tewi. So I fucked it.