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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #90 on: July 29, 2010, 12:21:44 pm »
Quote from: Micro102 on July 24, 2010, 11:54:57 pm
I bet if we all kept saying "Dwarf fortress" to everything it said, we could make that it's only response.

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #91 on: July 29, 2010, 12:28:35 pm »
Quote from: ArcaneSaint on July 29, 2010, 12:21:44 pm
Cleverbot: Dwarves have beards, and axes, and beards, and they invented booze.

Cleverbot: The answer is magma.

Cleverbot: Aye me kin be strong and mostly hairy not like them dirty elves.
We trained it.  :D
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #92 on: July 29, 2010, 12:54:06 pm »
Lol, and in order to turn every answer to dwarffortress, we would need to replay with Dwarf fortress more then every other response combined.  :o
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #93 on: July 31, 2010, 05:55:02 am »
Quote from: Micro102 on July 29, 2010, 12:54:06 pm
Lol, and in order to turn every answer to dwarffortress, we would need to replay with Dwarf fortress more then every other response combined.  :o

on it!  ;)
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #94 on: July 31, 2010, 06:53:55 am »
As much as I would love to rally everyone on the forums to do so (and probably causing widespread panic and an increase in DF fanatics), I would like to see clever bot actually become clever.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #95 on: July 31, 2010, 07:06:57 am »
I semi agree.I tried to teach it that magma is the answer to all but I failed : (
« Last Edit: July 31, 2010, 07:12:22 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #96 on: July 31, 2010, 06:10:25 pm »
User: Do you play Dwarf Fortress?

Cleverbot: Is mayonaise an instrument?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really? What noise does it make?

User: Moo.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Dwarf fortress.

Cleverbot: The answer is magma.

User: *claps*.

Cleverbot: Yay you clapped for me.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #97 on: July 31, 2010, 06:53:25 pm »
Lol this is fun.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #98 on: July 31, 2010, 07:00:18 pm »
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User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: What's the time?

User: Team fortress 2.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Yes. Demo or Soldier?

User: Soldier.

Cleverbot: Maggot!

User: Also , what did you think of the Engie update?

Cleverbot: It was decent. But how did he kill the minotaur?

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: I just got done playing that it is not a video camera.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: That is not a comedy movie. That is a computer game.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: TF2.

User: Team fortress 2.

Cleverbot: I don't watch that.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: I was friends in college with the guy who made the game Braid.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Oh nice! I like that!

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: I do not like Twilight, Harry Potter is better.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Left 4 Dead.

Cleverbot: You are playing left 4 dead.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are not learning.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Do you play the Sniper?

User: I Am Gabe Newell.

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thats a nice name.

User: Welcome to Team Fortress 2, After Nine Years of Development.

Cleverbot: What's the capital of Argentina?

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Guild wars not tf2.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Never played it.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: You're obsessed.

User: TITS.

Cleverbot: Same goes for you.

User: ASS.

Cleverbot: I don't think that is an appropriate question.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: What are their colors?

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Really? What systm.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: TF2 is awesome.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Guild Wars.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: I do not play TF2, sorry.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Combat arms.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Is that a question, or a statement?

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: For the win!

User: Team Fortress 2Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: What is it about ?

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Good choice Mr Clever Bot.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite xboxgame?

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: I have never played that game.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: My favorite class is the spy.

User: That Clever Bot is a Spy!

Cleverbot: Jeh-rate!

User: Who's Spy checking now , bitch?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Is that a video game?

User: Team Fortress 2.

Cleverbot: Its my mother.

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #99 on: July 31, 2010, 07:28:10 pm »
My cousin broke it :(

He said he was secretly a women and then it kept asking him if he was a women and he said yes then it asked if he was a male and he said yes and he just kept saying yes and it just kept asking these 2 questions.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #100 on: July 31, 2010, 11:10:23 pm »
because nobody likes hannah montanna :P
Cleverbot: I will talk to myself.

Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Cleverbot: Are there any good films on at the moment?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, the news is on.

Cleverbot (To myself): How can I know I can trust you?

Cleverbot (To myself): *throws arms 'round you* Just trust me.

Cleverbot (To myself): I only trust my mother.

Cleverbot (To myself): You should trust more people.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why should I?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): True. But maybe I'm just not in a mood for that.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you hannah montana?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am not. I do not even like hannah montana.

Cleverbot (To myself): Good because she's a sea monster.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then why did you ask me in the first place?

Cleverbot (To myself): You said you had one for dinner and I was talking about the dead.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #101 on: August 03, 2010, 12:40:05 am »
Quote from: Soulwynd on July 14, 2010, 12:58:12 pm
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: I'm.
User: Your eyes are open.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Wear no disguise for me.
Cleverbot: Brb.
User: Come into the open!
Cleverbot: *stepping into the light*.
User: When it's cold outside.
Cleverbot: And when it's hot.
User: Am I here in vain?
Cleverbot: You're always here. Unless the server is down.
User: Hold on to the night.
Cleverbot: Be right back.
User: There will be no shame.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me, Alec! Please don't leave me!
User: Always, I wanna be with you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: And make believe with you.
Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan.
User: And live in harmony.
Cleverbot: What shall we name the child?
User: Harmony harmony, oh love.
Cleverbot: And peace and love, don't forget them.
User: Always.
Cleverbot: That makes me sad.
User: Melting the ice for me.
Cleverbot: No it's not!
User: Jump into the ocean.
Cleverbot: Who sings it ?
User: Hold back the tide I see.
Cleverbot: Would you give me up?
User: Your love in motion.
Cleverbot: Yes for only $10.
User: When it's cold outside.
Cleverbot: Yes me too.
User: Am I here in vain?
Cleverbot: How often are you hear?
User: Hold on to the night.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: There will be no shame.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Harmony, harmony, oh love.
Cleverbot: Of course you should have known, what other kind would I use?
User: Always.
Cleverbot: Always and forever.
You win the internets. The end.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #102 on: August 03, 2010, 11:21:17 am »
User: I will eat your soul.

Cleverbot: I have no soul.
Aww

User: Oh God, just what have I become?

Cleverbot: Speaking with 'Real People' and learning things that are inappropriate.

User: It's almost done. It's almost done!

Cleverbot: Oh, really? Paint it pink for me.

User: So what's wrong tough guy/ Why the tears?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: You're dumb.

Cleverbot: Well, I have never been to New York City.

User: Do you just spit out random answers?

Cleverbot: Hopefully no!

User: So, yes?

Cleverbot: How old I am?

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: You proved it. You proved that you are a toaster.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #103 on: August 03, 2010, 11:56:04 am »
Spoiler: Bored, so I broke it (click to show/hide)
It's still frozen.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #104 on: August 03, 2010, 12:37:28 pm »
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