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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Personally, I like that feeling where you've cleaned so well you've obliterated that top, dead layer of skin. Really increases the tactile sense.

Because you like disease? Sexy disease.

Oh, wow. Cracked.com. Well, I for one am convinced. Why don't you tell me about something else that I think but actually is something else.

[Hanslanda]

Personally, I like that feeling where you've cleaned so well you've obliterated that top, dead layer of skin. Really increases the tactile sense.

Because you like disease? Sexy disease.

Oh, wow. Cracked.com. Well, I for one am convinced. Why don't you tell me about something else that I think but actually is something else.

Sir, the sarcasm is off the scale!

[misko27]

Personally, I like that feeling where you've cleaned so well you've obliterated that top, dead layer of skin. Really increases the tactile sense.

Because you like disease? Sexy disease.

Oh, wow. Cracked.com. Well, I for one am convinced. Why don't you tell me about something else that I think but actually is something else.

If you want I can spam other references until you go mad and I get banned, but lets avoid that shall we?

I know my years of schooling in Bibliography-based diplomacy and manipulation would come in handy.

[Mego]

You are a cruel person, misko. I *just* escaped from that site.

Cracked, TvTropes, and Wikipedia should implement some form of security to wake people from the trances they go into when they visit those sites.

[Hanslanda]

You are a cruel person, misko. I *just* escaped from that site.

Cracked, TvTropes, and Wikipedia should implement some form of security to wake people from the trances they go into when they visit those sites.

Every two hours, a little inescapable pop-up that says, "Go outside damn it. Right now. This pop-up will stay for the next one hour. If you touch the mouse, the timer restarts."

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Wikipedia actually had a message for the three hour mark, but I don't know if its still there or not. I've read so much of Wikipedia it generally doesn't trap me for more than an hour anymore.

[Rose]

Personally, I like that feeling where you've cleaned so well you've obliterated that top, dead layer of skin. Really increases the tactile sense.

Because you like disease? Sexy disease.

Oh, wow. Cracked.com. Well, I for one am convinced. Why don't you tell me about something else that I think but actually is something else.

Oh wow. Out of those, the only things I'm doing wrong according to them are sitting on backed chairs, and sleeping 8 hours a day. (I skipped the birth giving one)

[Frumple]

Ha! Now I have actual (sorta'.) confirmation that chairs are of the devil and lounging is the best of things. 135 degree lounge and feet on the floor? Hell yes I can do that. That's comfy. Chairs, though. Chairs hurt. Bugger those. Folks fond of chairs better hope I never get executive control of their work area, because everything'd be replaced with chaises or somethin'.

Chest breathing doesn't work. I get lightheaded. Not enough air

Rest, no comment

[Rose]

Yeah, I was like...

Pooping? Already squat.
Bathing? I never scrub myself raw.
Breathing? I use my belly unless I overate.
Sleeping? Let's not go there >_>
Having babies? I'm a guy.
Brushing teeth? Who the hell does it after every meal?
Sitting? Slouch FTW.

[misko27]

Yeah, I was like...

Pooping? Already squat.
Bathing? I never scrub myself raw.
Breathing? I use my belly unless I overate.
Sleeping? Let's not go there >_>
Having babies? I'm a guy.
Brushing teeth? Who the hell does it after every meal?
Sitting? Slouch FTW.

Everything but the sleeping. I need to try that. Would work with my schedule of constant all consuming procrastination.

[miauw62]

Great, this babylon search browser hijacker wont go away.
Superantispyware didn't work and i cant find any clear instructions on how to remove it.

[Kedly]

Back everything up onto a portable hard drive, wipe your computer and then re-install everything?

[miauw62]

Thats a bit drastic.
I could however try re-installing chrome, as that's what he uses. But hey, not really my problem and i dont feel like investing too much time into this.

Superantimalware found some registry keys tough, so mayby i could track it down via that.
(oh, and i dont think we have a portable harddrive. We dont even have backups. Wich is kinda stupid now i think about it)

[Aklyon]

Great, this babylon search browser hijacker wont go away.
Superantispyware didn't work and i cant find any clear instructions on how to remove it.

Safe Mode, kill the registry keys?

[miauw62]

I think i'm going to check if it runs on boot first. Superantispyware found some registry keys, and supposedly removed them, but after reboot it simply came back.
Ran it again, it found one more registry key, and i'm removing that again.