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[ChairmanPoo]

I swear I'd kill for antiacid atm...

[Vector]

Hot?

Not really.  I poked around for a long time, but I didn't find anything more attractive than doubleleaf's Yogurt Night series from DA, which is more subtle than straight-up pornish.  Maybe the flood had been replaced by everyone's quoting and screenshotting from their late-night gaming runs, because that was what I mostly ended up seeing.

There was a pretty hot nekkid Sniper Wolf, though.

[Pnx]

Missed an appointment due to forgetfulness and rampant rescheduling... I am annoyed.

There was a pretty hot nekkid Sniper Wolf, though.

I'm going to go look for this image now.

[kaijyuu]

Derailing the rage thread into MGS porn?

I approve.

[penguinofhonor]

Hot?

Not really.  I poked around for a long time, but I didn't find anything more attractive than doubleleaf's Yogurt Night series from DA, which is more subtle than straight-up pornish.  Maybe the flood had been replaced by everyone's quoting and screenshotting from their late-night gaming runs, because that was what I mostly ended up seeing.

There was a pretty hot nekkid Sniper Wolf, though.

Right now I am looking at a picture of Snake getting violated by a guard. I don't know what tag you're on.

[GlyphGryph]

Then its discovered that tumblr filters based on what it feels would best suit you. (And it isn't very good at it)

[Leafsnail]

That explains everything.

[Bdthemag]

Then its discovered that tumblr filters based on what it feels would best suit you. (And it isn't very good at it)

Either that or it's VERY good at guessing what best suit's you.

[penguinofhonor]

My grandma keeps bothering me to put things on my resumé like "knows how to use Microsoft Word". I'm trying to think of a non-condescending way to tell her that that's the equivalent of listing "knows how to use a pen".

[Tellemurius]

My grandma keeps bothering me to put things on my resumé like "knows how to use Microsoft Word". I'm trying to think of a non-condescending way to tell her that that's the equivalent of listing "knows how to use a pen".

"I am a computer tech"

There the bitches will be running to you now.

[Aklyon]

It is, yes, but its important for some things. Important enough for it to have its own (more or less meaningless as far as I can tell from here) certification that I heard someone had taken and had basically no problem with. Just put Proficient use of Microsoft Office 2003(or 2007, or 2010, depending on how new your version of Word is and whether or not you can use the ribbon) Word. Or replace that with LibreOffice Writer, or even put both. Useful for filling in a little bit of blank space if you need to.

[Greiger]

Believe it or not I once worked with somebody in a human resources department that was far more impressed by something like "Proficient in Microsoft Works" than "A+ Certified".   Not all HR folks know IT, even the ones looking for a computer tech.  Many would be more impressed by somebody saying they know how to use something they heard of, than one that says they have some impressive certification that they never heard of that happens to imply proficiency in that something.

[Aklyon]

Believe it or not I once worked with somebody in a human resources department that was far more impressed by something like "Proficient in Microsoft Works" than "A+ Certified".   Not all HR folks know IT, even the ones looking for a computer tech.  Many would be more impressed by somebody saying they know how to use something they heard of than one that says they have some impressive certification that they never heard of.

Why were you using Microsoft Works?

[Greiger]

She was looking specifically for somebody who knew how to use works because that was the software on the system that was available.  She wanted somebody who was able to write up nice looking reports to her supervisor if I recall.  I would do it from time to time, but I didn't work in her department, (Hotel, she was Front Desk supervisor and HR.  I was night houseman) so I had other duties to preform, and a limited schedule at that.  She claimed nobody in the resume stack was qualified,  When I had remembered taking in a resume from somebody earlier in the week claiming to have a Microsoft A+ Certification when I glanced through it. 

When I produced it from the already checked pile she said that she did not know what that meant so she put it in rejects.

[Tellemurius]

She was looking specifically for somebody who knew how to use works because that was the software on the system that was available.  She wanted somebody who was able to write up nice looking reports to her supervisor if I recall.  I would do it from time to time, but I didn't work in her department, (Hotel, she was Front Desk supervisor and HR.  I was night houseman) so I had other duties to preform, and a limited schedule at that.  She claimed nobody in the resume stack was qualified,  When I had remembered taking in a resume from somebody earlier in the week claiming to have a Microsoft A+ Certification when I glanced through it. 

When I produced it from the already checked pile she said that she did not know what that meant so she put it in rejects.

Now i know where my certificates went.