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[Pnx]

Of all the tags to be flooded with porn today, why Metal Gear Solid?

I hate you, Tumblr.

Thanks for the heads up   I'd post in the happy thread, but that'd just be crass.

Heh, one person's rage is another person's happy I suppose.

[Ehndras]

Well some little douche griefer just showed up out of nowhere, called me a 'faggot' among other slurs, killed me, killed everyone in my village, stole the key, killed everyone else as they logged on, killed my super-strong warrior, killed Ibid Straydrinker's warrior, killed PyroDesu, and everyone else.

tldr; A SINGLE super-powerful griefer on Haven an Hearth raeps our B12-mixed group (about 15 players I think we were up to?) in 40 seconds after 1 month of playing for 5-8 hours a day building our huge, epic village.

Fuck this, I'm going back to Minecraft.

[cerapa]

My house is filled with mosquitoes. Luckily I have become pretty good at crunching them with a clap of my hands, but my hands are now covered in mosquito guts and the blood they have stolen from me. After I kill one, I get 5 seconds of peace, and then another one comes. It never ends.

Fun times.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Well, just one of those days where i cannot seen to be able to piss in a single unified stream, i have to also have a spray shooting backwards onto my pants and feet.

_{EDIT: THERE I FIXED THE TYPO D:}

[RedKing]

Well, just one of those days where i cannot seen to be able to piss in a single unified steam, i have to also have a spray shooting backwards onto my pants and feet.

If you're pissing steam, I suggest you get that checked out. 

[Gamerlord]

Well, just one of those days where i cannot seen to be able to piss in a single unified steam, i have to also have a spray shooting backwards onto my pants and feet.

Please. Try three streams at once. One on the wall, one on the seat, and the last onto my feet. Thats the usual weay it goes when i urinate standing up.

[Ehndras]

Not as bad as when I got circumcised at 18. I was both bemused by the hilarity while jointly horrified when I pissed 12 simultaneous streams of piss and blood in an umbrella-like blast; aka the holes where they repeatedly injected the damn anesthesia that didn't seem to function very well.

Dear god, the worst month of my life, not to mention I almost bled to death in my bed because my platelets were low and they accidentally gave me meds that made me bleed out even more, the wounds wouldn't close, and I began hemorrhaging, the only tiny bridge to the hospital had a massive crash on it, and there was no way to get to a doctor until the next morning.

Note to self: fuck adult circumcision.

[nenjin]

Of all the tags to be flooded with porn today, why Metal Gear Solid?

I hate you, Tumblr.

Thanks for the heads up   I'd post in the happy thread, but that'd just be crass.

Hot?

[RedKing]

I've take to picturing all the various leaders in Civ4 as having their heads replaced with a trollface.

Especially if you're using the Fall From Heaven 2 mod.

Legendary racial hero attacking a goblin archer with 99% chance to win.....hero is slain.

Try to move a settler and archer through the woods to establish a new city. One square away, suddenly polar bear.
FFFFUUUUUUUU

[Akura]

Goddamned laundry. I hate doing laundry, not because it's a stupid, menial, difficult task. It's not difficult, and I like stupid, menial tasks. It's just every single day I do laundry something has to make it more stupid, slightly less menial, and even more difficult.

The other day, my parents come into my room offering to wash some of my blankets for me when they went to the laundromat. While not neccessarily desiring to wash them, I still agree. One of their concerns was getting all three to fit into one dryer(which, I personally think they might have). They also suggest I do a load of my clothes while they are gone, mentioning that I can't dry them due to our dryer not being plugged in for some reason. I get everything ready to do my clothes(managed to get it all into one load), and find the washing machine isn't working either.

Oh, and my blankets? Turns out the didn't dry them. Two were put up on a clothesline to dry, hanging over a compost pile. The third is still in my laundry bag, still wet. And for some reason, they tied a knot into the drawstring of my laundry bag, and now I can't open the damn thing. So I've got no clean clothes, nowhere to put them, and a wet blanket gathering whatever mold and mildew a wet blanket gathers. And I can't see any good reason for any of it.

[GlyphGryph]

That's stupid. What is wrong with your parents? O_O

[Aklyon]

Reboot it.

[miauw62]

Rebootkick it.

[nenjin]

I swear my router is trying as hard as it can to annoy me.

it keeps fucking disconnecting me!

I had this issue. Dying router is dying.

[PyroDesu]

I swear my router is trying as hard as it can to annoy me.

it keeps fucking disconnecting me!

I had this issue. Dying router is dying.

I have to agree with that. Had similar problems, or, rather, my brother did.