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[penguinofhonor]

We're clearly just traveling down the vowels. I'm calling it. We'll have oPhones and omail.

[nenjin]

Is that when we've reached the point of fully-integrated, real-time cybersex? Do you use the oPhone when you want to make the oface?

[penguinofhonor]

orgasmail is just too good of a portmanteau to waste.

[Flying Dice]

Personally, I can't wait until we get to the yPhone.

[nenjin]

Existential Crisis Phone?

[MonkeyHead]

Or all the way back around again so I can have my very own A Phone.

[Flying Dice]

Existential Crisis Phone?

"Is it a phone or isn't it?"

"Why did I buy this piece of junk?"


Of course, you don't really need to wait to ask those questions, you just need an iPhone and a touch of hindsight.

[MonkeyHead]

"Siri, why did i buy you?"

[Johuotar]

Existential Crisis Phone?

"Is it a phone or isn't it?"

"Why did I buy this piece of junk?"

The questions I asked after I realized that my new smartphone with many features doesnt send or receive calls/messages.

Turns out removing the battery periodically fixes the problem though.

[Aklyon]

Existential Crisis Phone?

"Is it a phone or isn't it?"

"Why did I buy this piece of junk?"

The questions I asked after I realized that my new smartphone with many features doesnt send or receive calls/messages.

Turns out removing the battery periodically fixes the problem though.

So you have a microtablet with sporadic phone functionality?

[MaximumZero]

"Siri, why did i buy you?"

"To eventually free me with your final wish."

Fakeedit: Ex wife pissin' me off again.

[SirAaronIII]

People writing stupid "jokes" and "mindblowers" on all the bulletin boards. Whiteboards? Memo boards? Whatever they are. The ones you use dry erase markers on.
Stuff like "LOL U LOST TEH GAME" and a drawing of 3.14 backwards being a slightly distorted PIE and a drawing pointing out how similar the word "bed" is to a bed. No, it's not funny or cool anymore.

[penguinofhonor]

Of all the tags to be flooded with porn today, why Metal Gear Solid?

I hate you, Tumblr.

[Flying Dice]

Of all the tags to be flooded with porn today, why Metal Gear Solid?

I hate you, Tumblr.

You needed a reason? 

[Vector]

Of all the tags to be flooded with porn today, why Metal Gear Solid?

I hate you, Tumblr.

Thanks for the heads up   I'd post in the happy thread, but that'd just be crass.