The traders shake their heads. "Nah, that's a elven problem. We do get abandoned alot though."
The traders scree in joy. A new way of keeping track of things! More accurate recordings! Hooray!
The din almost deafens you.
You remember that you were running version 42.42. The fortress is medium sized, approximately 110 dwarves, if the size of the entrance is any indication.
"Aye, the dwarves an us 'Umans from Oslee have a pre'ty much blank slate. Not much tradin', not much war."
You are in the entrance hall again. A dwarf walks by you and shoots you a furious look. A purple cloth on his arm marks him a noble. He heads to the depot.
Name: Forsaken
*Things you can grab without stepping away from your computer: iPhone, 8 AA batteries, several aluminum cans, a fork and bowl, desktop fan, psychology textbook, 1lb tin of beef jerky, Pocket Knife
*Skills (in DF format): Adequate Carpenter, High Master Roleplayer, Adequate Appraiser, Trained Judge of Intent
Anything else you feel comfortable putting on the internet: Bluejeans, T-Shirt, Cotton Socks, Boots, Watch
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Name: Diablous
Things: Phone. Ink cartidge. Yellow cup filled with pens and mechanical pencils. Digital camera.
Skills: High Master Observer. Dabbling programmer. Talented Procrastinator. Skilled gamer. Dabbling Role-player.
Things: T-shirt. Shorts. Watch. Socks. Sneakers.
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Real Name: Kenton
Things you can grab without stepping away from your computer: flashdrive, pen and paper, headphones, DS, plastic sword(hey, real ones are expensive), and DnD players guides(3.5 and 4th edition)
Skills (in DF format): Competent Programmer, master gamer, Legendary procrastinator, dabbling swordsman wannabe
clothes: "Stand back, I'm going to do SCIENCE" T-shirt and shorts
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Name: Samuel E-R
Stuff:mobile phone,a roll of tape, an assorment of wires and cables and USB sticks,a crappy little (tiny) laptop,a rubber band and two hair-ties,
a digital watch and a black wristband,
a box of chewing gum,a white bicycle light and extra rechargable batteries,three bandanas
a roleplaying battle mat, pens for use in said battle mat, a roll of toilet paper,
Skills:Expert gamer - nothing higher because that'd be above 'professional', and I've never played at a professional level
Proficient programmer
Competent scientist
Competent swimmer
Adequate first-aider
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Real Name: Barbarossa
*Things I can grab: Giant cardboard warhammer coated in tin foil, Clay jar with 20 pencils, Sunglasses, Duct tape, Elk hand puppet, Binoculars, Pocket watch Nintendo DS, TI-84.
*Skills: Professional Runner
Programmer
Dabbling Role-player
Dabbling Miner
Master Pokemon Trainer
dabbling swimmer
Legendary Air-Breather
Other: grey T-shirt, red shorts, sweater, running shoes, socks, a goofy smile, and an impossibly good way to dance.
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Name:Jopax
Stuff i can grab:A dated Nokia cell phone, a bunch of CD's, a several papers, pencil, cell phone charger, mp3 player with headphones, my pencil rack full of coins(almost half a kilo of coins, a small flashlight and a hard case for my glasses
Skills:Competent Runner
Novice Martial Artist
Dabbling Role-Player
Dabbling Swimmer
Competent sketcher
Dabbling wood burner
Novice Alchocol consumer
Other stuffs:Red T-shirt, jeans, socks, comfy shoes and my glasses
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Real Name: Steven M. Omitted
*Things you can grab without stepping away from your computer: hot sauce bottle, disgusting health drink, 4 cds, Magic the Gathering deck, metal office lamp, two small, plastic plates, sleeping bag, Guiness Book of World Records 2007, pencil, 3 pieces of paper, 2 forks, 3 spoons, 10 pound weight, measuring tape, assorted computer electronics, towel
*Skills (in DF format): Adequate cook, Liar, Novice building designer, Novice Butcher
Anything else you feel comfortable putting on the internet: Jeans, Red t-shirt, Socks, Blond hair, Negligible facial hair.
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Name: Canalan
Inventory: K-bar knife, Clss 5 First Aid Kit, dice (6), all three Lord of the Rings books, The Hobbit, sour candy, 300 index cads, Ti-84, assorted pens and pencils in mesh cup, wallet (license, $100, various cards),
Skills: Expert marksman (rifle), Competant Swimmer, (nolable) knife...user, Competant (all medical skills), poor convesationalist, skilled carpenter, adequite fisherman, novice mechanic.
Anything else you feel comfortable putting on the internet: I be teh malezors, I have brown hair, I am 6'2", I like cats, and I be wearing jeans, a shirt that advertises a burger joint, glasses, a watch, and nice sneakers+socks.
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Name: Armok
*Things: Smartphone, catode ray screen, usb keyboard.
*Skills:
(DF skills, many of them I havnt done in the exact form, but shuld be abaut as good as stated here compared to a dwarf due to my knowledge abaut varius things)
-novice Ambusher
-adequate Diagnostican
-novice Herbalist
-talented Mechanic
-talented Sige engineer
-novice Apperizer
-expert Building designer
-dabbling Miscellaneous object user
-great Observer
-skilled Leader
-adequate Student
-dabbling Dodger
(incomplete list of RL skills, again, these are compred to what I percive dwarven skill levels are, not the flowery language: profesional dont mean I actualy makes money from it)
- master rationalist
- talented mathematican
- adept omnidiciplinary scientist
- high master philosopher
- skilled programer
- adept digital artist
Attributes:
weak
shockingly fragile
very quick to tire
very rarely sick
quick to heal
awesome analytical powers
an iffy memory
a boundless creative imagination
very good intuition
really poor focus
a large deficit in willpower
a sum of patience
poor empathy
a lack of understanding for social relationships
Anything else: pyjama, bath-robe, unfit but have been told that I have some carisma, mild megalomania
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Lee
Wearing: Black Corderoys, Button Up shirt
Iphone, Wallet
Items:
Full 1942 US Paratrooper's kit
(Steel pot helmet, Jump uniform (AMURICAN!), sleeping bag, jump boots, web gear,mess kit)
M1 Garand Bayonet
M3 Trench Knife.
US army folding entrenching tool.
M1 Garand
480 rounds .30-06 M2 Ball ammo
Skills:
Novice Ambusher
Skilled Marksman
Competent Cook
Competent Student
Novice Dodger
Skilled Leader
Attributes
agile
durable
slow to tire
almost never sick
quick to heal
A good intellect
an iffy memory
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Real Name: Cristo
Things you can grab without stepping away from your computer:
a stainless steel pocket knife,
a plastic black ink pen,
a cow leather wallet
with a few plastic cards
a handfull of dirty cotton socks,
a cow leather jacket,
a couple of tea cups with tea(probably spilled over by now),
an empty plastic bottle without it's cork,
half a package of cookies,
a sugar container
and a stainless steel spoon
I'm wearing
a dark gray t-shirt,
blue jeans
and steel toed boots.
Skills (in DF format):
dabbling bowmaker,
novice marksman,
skilled wrestler,
expert sketcher,
competent painter,
adequate cook,
dabbling comedian.
needs tea to get through the working day
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Name: Criptfeind
Things:
Cell phone
DnD books, paper, pencil, eraser, sharpener.
Back Pack
Two nerf shotguns
Two bags of sour patch kids
Three D batteries
One big (One L) bottle of "Pop"
Three bottles of water
Bowl of dog food, And another 50 paper from my art stash
Skills:
Novice Ambusher, Adequate Animal caretaker, Dabbling Animal trainer, Competent Cook, Dabbling Miner, Skilled Organizer, Professional Record keeper,Dabbling Archer, Novice Biter, Adequate Fighter, Novice Kicker, Adequate Striker, Novice Wrestler, Skilled Comedian, Dabbling Conversationalist
Novice Intimidator,Dabbling Judge of intent
Adequate Liar, Talented Student, Adequate Observer
Clothing: Pants, shirt, underthings, shoes.
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