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Yes. She's quite obviously a plot device

6 (24%)

Yes. Listen to your elders.

0 (0%)

Yes. Who doesn't listen to crazy old woman in the middle of nowhere?

6 (24%)

No. She's obviously senile.

4 (16%)

No. She smells like... Old people...

7 (28%)

No. I think she's right, but I love to lose!

2 (8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[Karnewarrior]

Also, I strike up a conversation with the human traders to see what they have to trade.

The humans respond a little belatedly, but you can hardly blame them. when you offer them the plastic sword, they look at eachother and shake their heads. these are merchants,  not scientists. They don't care about technology.

We should offer our services to the dorfs. Maybe we can score a free place to sleep and some food.

There are no dwarves around... it seems the merchants are still setting up.

>Inquire about the fort's history

The humans shrug. "It's 'bout 8 years old." they say.

Well awesome, in that case...

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Real Name:Loki
*Things you can grab without stepping away from your computer:
A Paper Parasol
A box of thumbtacks
A Giant Stuffed Tentacle
A Purse that looks like a raccoon
The Iliad and the Odessy

*Skills (in DF format):
Dabbling Mathematician
Dabbling Artist
Novice Fencer
Novice Tailor
Adequate Marksman
Adept Oboe Player

Anything else you feel comfortable putting on the internet: (photos, Common clothing, stuff like that.)
Mr.Clean T-Shirt and plaid shorts, also barefoot.

And my first action will be...
Look for any engravings the dwarfs may have made and examine them.

The walls seem strangely smooth in all but one area, which instead seems very warm.

((Anyone got a fix for the odd "bouncing reply box" bug? I'm really having trouble spelling when I can't look up and see what I've done.))

[Diablous]

Warm in one area? Me thinks we should get out of here.


And try hitting the toggle view button. Its the rightmost one.

[dragnar]

Bah, boring humans. I search for a dwarf of SCIENCE.

[Diablous]

I'm kinda worried about the warm wall. I ask if there have been tales of traders experiencing accidents here.

[dragnar]

I'm kinda worried about the warm wall. I ask if there have been tales of traders experiencing accidents here.

No! don't ask questions! The dwarves aren't likely to burn the humans unless they start asking questions about the smell of burned elf.

[Canalan]

I still think we should install ourselves here as low ranking nobles or soldiers or workers or something.
Maybe if we can gain their trust, we can take advantage of the communistic society.
Also, we offer the humans pencils and some of my notecards for trade. Tell 'em it can help keep track of things.
Wait, doesn't it seem odd we can understand all the dwarves and humans here? And that they can understand us?

[dragnar]

No. It's a game, everyone but the kobolds speaks english.

[Karnewarrior]

would you prefer if you had to decipher everything the humans say?

didn't think so. If you want, pretend they're speaking german or something.

[Canalan]

Remember, that one killstealing (literally) hunter dorf said someting to the effect of: There is no self, only[fortressname]. Communist.
Let us introduce DEMOCRACY and the AMERICAN WAY to our friends here.
Also, remember that we need to become members of this fort. I only have some sour candies to eat, and no water.

[dragnar]

It might be hard to join the fort... We aren't part of the Armok-induced hive mind, so we would probably get Hammered for failing to do something or other pretty fast.

[Canalan]

We have a gun.
Also, can we find out the population of this fortress, DM?
And what version were we all running? I am guessing 31.03.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

ask the humans what is the dwarves opinion on our kind, ask them if they have cheap copper axes or picks

you skipped me :\

[Criptfeind]

Yo, can I join?

Name: Criptfeind
Things:
Cell phone
 DnD books, paper, pencil, eraser, sharpener.
Back Pack
Two nerf shotguns
Two bags of sour patch kids
Three D batteries
One big (One L) bottle of "Pop"
Three bottles of water
Bowl of dog food, And another 50 paper from my art stash

Skills:
Novice Ambusher, Adequate Animal caretaker, Dabbling Animal trainer, Competent Cook, Dabbling Miner, Skilled Organizer, Professional Record keeper,Dabbling Archer, Novice Biter, Adequate Fighter, Novice Kicker, Adequate Striker, Novice Wrestler, Skilled Comedian, Dabbling Conversationalist
Novice Intimidator,Dabbling Judge of intent
Adequate Liar, Talented Student, Adequate Observer
Clothing: Pants, shirt, underthings, shoes.

Edited for game.

[Diablous]

Name: Criptfeind or cruptfeind for you D

Shut it.

[Heron TSG]

>Exit the trade depot and look for another entrance to the fort.

We don't want things to get to hot, do we?