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Author Topic: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious  (Read 13001 times)

IronyOwl

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2010, 07:33:19 pm »
Needs a more concise version of mandates. Something like

Swords not done
Punish fish cleaner

I said make cabinets
The miner shall pay

I said make goblets
Now the chef dies
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2010, 07:42:51 pm »
Butcher the kittens
Eat their spleens
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Yagrum Bagarn

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #47 on: April 06, 2010, 08:04:26 pm »
Kill that goblin
[dorf]
or, you know, drown.

HUG
[dorf]
THE FLAMING PUPPY

On the subject of avatars, I'm not sure how often anyone gets mine.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #48 on: April 06, 2010, 09:31:58 pm »
Show those elves!
[dorf]
BURN THE FOREST!!

Cinnabar kitchens!
[dorf]
Best idea ever!!

Kobold thief cancels Steal Item;
[dorf]
Interrupted by Batman

What is wrong with you!?
[dorf]
Well is not a bathtub!!
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #49 on: April 06, 2010, 10:00:55 pm »
MAKE MASTERPIECE

GIVE TO MONKEY
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #50 on: April 06, 2010, 10:04:36 pm »
Quote from: Yagrum Bagarn on April 06, 2010, 08:04:26 pm
On the subject of avatars, I'm not sure how often anyone gets mine.
Yagrum Bagarn from morrowind?
aka spiderdwarf mcmetalpants
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2010, 10:58:20 pm »
Dump stone
[advicedorf]
Create black hole

Buy caged elf
[advicedorf]
Use for ambush detection

Butcher FB
[advicedorf]
Get 22,000 lungs
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Quote from: Tirin on April 03, 2010, 07:00:08 pm
True, but at a certain velocity the resulting explosion expels invader-bits at fatal speeds. You don't want to be dropping trogdolyte-shaped shrapnel bombs into your boneworks.
Only in Dwarf Fortress...

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2010, 01:54:36 am »
On fire.
NEED ALCOHOL!
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2010, 02:18:54 am »
Dodge Seige
Liberate Sock
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PhoenicIan

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2010, 02:55:17 am »
SIEGES COMING
dorf
TIME FOR A NAP

I WONDER
dorf
DO BATMEN LIKE HUGS

DIG CHANNEL
dorf
UNDER OWN FEET
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Quote from: Osmosis Jones on April 22, 2010, 05:31:09 am
With apostrophes,
Rastaan angers PhoenicIan.
To my amusement.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2010, 06:10:42 am »
TO JUMP IN POOL OF LAVA
DWARFVADER
TO WATCH THE POUNDS MELT OFF

TO BE KILLGLAZES FATALBODY THE ETERNAL RIVER OF ELEPHANTS THE BRONZE COLOSSUS.
TO BE KILLING ALL YOUR DWARVES BY CHESTBUMPING THEM
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Tom Cruise never had sex w/ his wife that baby's an alien from Xenu.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2010, 07:00:34 am »
It's raining
 :)
Your skin is melting

Give birth to a baby
 :)
Get a free shield

Work two years nonstop
 :)
Finally starve to death
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2010, 11:22:31 pm »
Haha y'all are supremely great.  I was going to make icons/shoops of my favourites, but then I realized I'd be making like 20 and I do have a day job.  HOWEVER, if you really want me to make one of your quotes (or someone else's quotes I guess) into a userpic or something, just let me know and I'm on it.

Do keep in mind that each half of the advice has to be only a couple of words long, though -- that's kind of how the meme rolls.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2010, 11:32:07 pm »
Quote from: Silleh Boy on April 07, 2010, 02:18:54 am
Dodge Siege
Liberate Sock

My personal favourite from the whole thread. Just awesome. Ookpik, this one please please please.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #59 on: April 07, 2010, 11:54:54 pm »
Cancel Butcher
Chase Vermin



Chase Socks
Meet Dragons


Dig Channel
Screw it up


Trade with Merchants
After a drink
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Quote from: Hyndis on April 14, 2010, 05:32:00 pm
A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol powered beard.
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