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Author Topic: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious  (Read 13066 times)

Doomshifter

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2010, 01:32:40 am »
See groundhog
Cancel job

Fighting goblin hordes is thirsty work.
Take a break mid-battle.

Remove workshop
Suck fortress into the void

Fight skeleton
Starve to death
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Quote from: Neonivek on January 28, 2012, 04:45:13 pm
Right now Rampages seem to be Godzilla quietly walking into Tokyo, biting the leg off of one reporter... then creeping off again without a sound.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2010, 01:33:52 am »
YOU'RE A DWARF

DO SHIT
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2010, 01:34:39 am »
Goddamnit! Doomie, that avatar is frightening and distractin'.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2010, 01:55:42 am »
Just don't use the following

ABANDON THE POST

GET A DRINK

That one has unfortunate implications.
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Doomshifter

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2010, 03:00:55 am »
Quote from: Acanthus117 on April 06, 2010, 01:34:39 am
Goddamnit! Doomie, that avatar is frightening and distractin'.
I will never change my avatar unless my life depends on it. I too am distracted by the bouncing breasts. It's like some sort of mental virus, you just can't remove the bounce.

Anywho.

SPOT ADVENTURER
advicedwarf
LIST ALL YOUR KILLS.

Invite adventurer into your home.
advicedwarf
Why is he killing my child?

Cave Swallow Man
advicedwarf
Has named a fungiwood spear.

Urist Cancels Rest
advicedwarf
Distracted by Goblinx100

Pull Lever
advicedwarf
Receive hot bath
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Quote from: Neonivek on January 28, 2012, 04:45:13 pm
Right now Rampages seem to be Godzilla quietly walking into Tokyo, biting the leg off of one reporter... then creeping off again without a sound.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2010, 03:02:55 am »
It was more of a joke, and an acknowledgment that your avatar is distracting. :X
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2010, 03:24:28 am »
Throw Vomit
advicedwarf
Kill people


Claim Work shop
advicedwarf
Artifact left earring!
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2010, 03:32:34 am »
Shoot elfs
With elf bone bolts.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2010, 04:44:42 am »
To Never Stop Working
Dwarf
To die from overworking
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Max White

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2010, 06:28:12 am »
Make dinner to serve 5.

Out of dragonfly brain.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2010, 08:35:33 am »
Screw medical school
advicedwarf
Learn by doing.

Got brain damage?
advicedwarf
Guard the King.

Forge hot metal
advicedwarf
WITH YOUR BARE HANDS
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2010, 08:37:34 am »
We need dwarf haiku's.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2010, 08:45:48 am »
Old pit.
Dwarf falls in.
Smash.
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Quote from: Il Palazzo on July 05, 2010, 07:00:54 pm
I still think that the whole fortress should be flooded with magma the moment you try dividing by zero.
This could be a handy way of teaching preschool children mathematics.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2010, 09:10:35 am »
Quote from: Dr. Johbson on April 06, 2010, 08:37:34 am
We need dwarf haiku's.
And then he went
and pumped magma on elves
because he is a dwarf.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2010, 09:13:15 am »
Quote from: Ampersand on April 06, 2010, 01:55:42 am
Just don't use the following

ABANDON THE POST

GET A DRINK

That one has unfortunate implications.
Come on, how many are going to get that reference? It is rather awesome though
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