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Author Topic: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious  (Read 13058 times)

Ookpik

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I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« on: April 05, 2010, 09:44:58 pm »
MagmaTwelve has a usericon of a dwarf on what looks suspiciously like the Advice Dog background.  This made me laugh and laugh, because I'm basically a really juvenile person, so I decided to go into Potatoshop and add some captions.  I also added a more garish background, in order to be true to the horribleness of the original meme.

Anyway, here are some I've made, but surely I can come up with more offensive captions than these?  Would the good people of this here community be up to helping me out?

     

(If you don't know what this is all about, check out Know Your Meme's "Advice Dog" entry, but note that it's not even remotely SFW.)
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 10:18:36 pm »
Open HFS. Get killed by ass monsters
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 10:28:09 pm »
Breed mermaids. Harvest their bones.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 10:32:42 pm »
Magma didn't work?
Use more.

Murder someone.
Make artifact from their corpse.

Keep digging deeper.
What could go wrong?

Build a skyscraper.
Throw goblins off the top.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 10:39:55 pm »
See carp. Run screaming.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 10:46:56 pm »
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 11:17:38 pm »
Quote from: zourath on April 05, 2010, 10:28:09 pm
Breed mermaids. Harvest their bones.

You're thinking 40d. In 2010 it's:

Breed mermaids
Use every part

or

Breed mermaids
Eat their hearts
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 11:18:59 pm »
I have another one!
Get Elf Sweetmeat
Sell to Humans
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2010, 11:35:31 pm »
Lead barrels of rum.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 11:59:17 pm »
Is the advice supposed to be "good" or bad?

Bad advice like,
Drink Magma!
It's good for you!
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2010, 12:10:51 am »
Disregard caravan
Acquire siege

Microcline
Get some
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2010, 12:17:00 am »
I have one of these for my Team Fortress 2 spray. Just the color of the dwarf is different.

"DROP BABY

ATTEND PARTY"
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2010, 01:05:19 am »
STRIKE EARTH

LOSE
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2010, 01:19:52 am »
Are there any new AdviceDorfs?
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 01:20:19 am »
Vandalism?
30 hammer strikes!
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