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Ieb

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2010, 09:17:05 am »
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I need better fonts.

EDIT for better advice.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2010, 09:19:19 am by Ieb »
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2010, 09:26:53 am »
Quote from: Acanthus117 on April 06, 2010, 03:02:55 am
It was more of a joke, and an acknowledgment that your avatar is distracting. :X
I like boobs.

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Quote from: Neonivek on January 28, 2012, 04:45:13 pm
Right now Rampages seem to be Godzilla quietly walking into Tokyo, biting the leg off of one reporter... then creeping off again without a sound.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2010, 09:51:35 am »
Doom, is she being groped by HER OWN HAIR?
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Quote from: Eruonen on January 24, 2008, 05:29:00 pm
Proper English will make people take you more serious.
Quote from: smokingwreckage on March 27, 2010, 11:31:58 pm
In order to improve the universe's frame rate, we must all throw rocks into volcanoes and then do absolutely nothing, worldwide, for a week, to take pressure off pathfinding.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2010, 10:49:45 am »
Quote from: Huggz on April 06, 2010, 09:51:35 am
Doom, is she being groped by HER OWN HAIR?
I have been on these forums for a dog's age... but only now do I notice that.
I'm never going to be able to look at Doom the same way ever again.
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Quote from: Volfram on April 30, 2009, 09:12:59 am
And now the thread is about starfish porn.
Quote from: Dante on September 21, 2009, 04:20:48 pm
...originally read that as 'perpetual motion pants' and thought how could I have missed this??

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2010, 10:54:00 am »
Quote from: Huggz on April 06, 2010, 09:51:35 am
Doom, is she being groped by HER OWN HAIR?
Oh my God. Must find eye bleach.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2010, 11:09:02 am »
As I recall, the character also squirts acid or something from her breasts.

That the hair squeeze. In order to attack.

I approve.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2010, 11:37:08 am »
Quote from: Ieb on April 06, 2010, 11:09:02 am
As I recall, the character also squirts acid or something from her breasts.

That the hair squeeze. In order to attack.

I approve.
Ieb is entirely correct. You wouldn't believe the threads I've derailed with my avatar. Even the Future of the Fortress had a few posts worth of derailment over it (but then again, the FotF thread got derailed a LOT near the end.)

Also, she's a slime-girl shapeshifter. Who likes to turn into copies of the other girls, except with bigger boobs.
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Quote from: Neonivek on January 28, 2012, 04:45:13 pm
Right now Rampages seem to be Godzilla quietly walking into Tokyo, biting the leg off of one reporter... then creeping off again without a sound.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2010, 02:11:58 pm »


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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2010, 02:58:56 pm »
Not really an advicedwarf but I could see this one by some goon called Azzur getting shopped around.

edit: couldn't resist

« Last Edit: April 06, 2010, 03:11:33 pm by Servu »
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2010, 04:59:15 pm »
Quote from: Doomshifter on April 06, 2010, 01:32:40 am
See groundhog
Cancel job

Fight skeleton
Starve to death

Quote from: Doomshifter on April 06, 2010, 03:00:55 am
SPOT ADVENTURER
advicedwarf
LIST ALL YOUR KILLS.

Pull Lever
advicedwarf
Receive hot bath

Quote from: NotABotanist on April 06, 2010, 08:35:33 am
Screw medical school
advicedwarf
Learn by doing.

Got brain damage?
advicedwarf
Guard the King.

Forge hot metal
advicedwarf
WITH YOUR BARE HANDS

I like these ones a lot.

And yeah, when I first saw Doomshifter's avatar I thought it really was strangely hypnotic, almost like a lava lamp. Only when reading this very thread did I realize she was molesting herself.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2010, 05:32:58 pm »
Quote from: Doomshifter on April 06, 2010, 11:37:08 am
Quote from: Ieb on April 06, 2010, 11:09:02 am
As I recall, the character also squirts acid or something from her breasts.

That the hair squeeze. In order to attack.

I approve.
Ieb is entirely correct. You wouldn't believe the threads I've derailed with my avatar. Even the Future of the Fortress had a few posts worth of derailment over it (but then again, the FotF thread got derailed a LOT near the end.)

Also, she's a slime-girl shapeshifter. Who likes to turn into copies of the other girls, except with bigger boobs.

What anime is this? I rarely watch anime but I might make an exception, this sounds oddly awesome...
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Quote from: Eruonen on January 24, 2008, 05:29:00 pm
Proper English will make people take you more serious.
Quote from: smokingwreckage on March 27, 2010, 11:31:58 pm
In order to improve the universe's frame rate, we must all throw rocks into volcanoes and then do absolutely nothing, worldwide, for a week, to take pressure off pathfinding.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2010, 05:43:32 pm »
MAKE BRIDGES
(dorf)
FREE AIR TRAVEL

MAKE BRIDGES
(dorf)
CONDENSE DWARVES

WELCOME TO
(dorf)
F***ING BOATMURDERED

eta get names right dummy

I love these. You really have to imagine them being belligerently bellowed, usually in someone's face while beer is being waved around.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2010, 05:56:45 pm by PhoenicIan »
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Quote from: Osmosis Jones on April 22, 2010, 05:31:09 am
With apostrophes,
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To my amusement.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2010, 05:55:45 pm »
Quote from: Doomshifter on April 06, 2010, 09:26:53 am
Quote from: Acanthus117 on April 06, 2010, 03:02:55 am
It was more of a joke, and an acknowledgment that your avatar is distracting. :X
I like boobs.

PUNISH DWARF FOR IGNORING A MANDATE
advicenoble
WASN'T HIS FAULT, DO IT ANYWAY.

The bouncing is hypnotic...Feels happy. :P

Must obey the boobies...
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2010, 07:12:08 pm »
Fight Bronze Colossus
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Hide behind demons
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I was talking about importing alimunim.
And we were hypothesising about the sexual relations between elves and trees.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2010, 07:24:20 pm »
Quote from: Doomshifter on April 06, 2010, 03:00:55 am
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