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[The Tyrant]

I just had this exchange:

Lum Omudinu, Swordsman:  You look like a mighty warrior indeed.
Sina Okouthra, Child:  I'm thirty!

For a seccond I though you mistyped "Thirsty".

A 30 year old child? Somebody has trouble letting go (I'm lookin' at you, Mr's Okouthra!) 

[Medicine Man]

I just had this exchange:

Lum Omudinu, Swordsman:  You look like a mighty warrior indeed.
Sina Okouthra, Child:  I'm thirty!

Maybe you just misheard 13. 

[Haspen]

I just had this exchange:

Lum Omudinu, Swordsman:  You look like a mighty warrior indeed.
Sina Okouthra, Child:  I'm thirty!

Maybe you just misheard 13. 

This is misinterpretation.

Okouthra said 'I'm thirty' as in 'I'm thirty mighty warriors'.

[BodyGripper]

Damn, I should have tried harder to recruit him!

[Acanthus117]

Haha that's funny

[Rumrusher]

After finding out the secret to pick up any random creature it got really hard trying to fight them knowing well I could recruit them and make an band no army of targeted men and women and lead a evil crime syndicate.if I abuse the animalmen tent towns and build on top of that making a under ground base? I don't know after all this talk about adventure skills it really makes doing this pointless.

[Medicine Man]

Im going to put a powerful weapon at the bottom of a cavern,then give into starvation and have my next adventurer retrive it and make it out alive.

[shoowop]

sitting down and really trying adventure mode for the first time. rolled a human spearman (accidently made her female but watevs) still having trouble getting used to all the keys and whatnot but is sleeping supposed to take so long? I wasn't tired just wanted to see what would happen when I slept in some random guys bed and the little z's at the bottom are literally moving at a crawl.  The FPS counter is still ticking along so the games not just acting jumpy, it's been like 20 minutes :\

[Kobold Troubadour]

^I think it depends on where you sleep...high activity areas will make your sleep time almost "real life realistic".

Anywho...was looking around the town for things to stea...er..."acquire". And as I entered the food store, I noticed this:


Damn you realism. Seriously.....I will never buy anything from here ever. Was tempted to grab a few and throw them (or use them to beat someone sensless) at the clerk.

[shoowop]

Someone halp. there's no water anywhere

I started in a human civilization in the north, so it was freezing.  the water you start with froze immediately, everything is frozen, I can't find any water in the capital.  the only water I've seen was a stagnant pond waaaaaay back when I first started and it's no doubt froze over now too.

My spearman is dying

[shoowop]

I trudged south to a nearby gulf. its frozen over too

THE WORLD IS FROZEN. ALL IS LOST

[Snukkems]

Went to a fortress that was overrun with goblins.

Flipped my "Flood the fortress switch" that I didn't get a chance to use.   Flipped them off and ran.


Proceeded to go to a Goblin citadel, killed a unique one eyed, pink, buffalo-man that acted as their Master.

Later was ripped in half by a titan of somesort. (was knocked unconcious at the time)



Did it all with one hand, with the nub of the other festering with an infection.

[BodyGripper]

I'm feeling good about my new adventurer, Oddom Silvertorches.  After killing a dragon, he was asked by the king to assassinate a goblin thief.  When he arrived at the Dark Fortress, he visited the temple and spoke to the highest ranking priest.  She told him that as a member of the Crazed Sect, he could seek the higher mysteries of war.

I can't lose with a blessing like that.   

[Josephus]

Oddom Silvertorches, based in my experience that subsidized the real fight on war.   He can capture the center of war on his own vision. Because of his unbelievable strength, he has given the permission to seek for the higher mysteries of war.

Preserved. It may be spam, but it is hilarious.

[NewsMuffin]

Killed a huge demon. A Monitor demon. What the fuck. Not a monitor lizard, just a monitor. Seriously?
Read about it here, on the last page.
I'm a shameless advertiser.