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[Josephus]

It observes.

[The Anus of Discontent]

I went to a few goblin fortresses to find that all there was were humans and enslaved children. I picked up three prisoner children and went into the wilderness. We were ambushed by a black bear. I decided to watch what would happen... three children versus a female black bear. The results were lolsy at best...

I stepped back and immediately the children all attacked. The first two kept getting dodged, but the third actually managed to grab the bear by the throat and hold on for a while before getting charged into a lake. After falling into the water, the child began drowning. The other two children charged the bear and the bear and one of the remaining children fell in. The bear and non-drowning child began under-water mortal combat. The bear bit the kid in the arm a few times, so the kid got out and ran away. The bear followed, and was attacked by the last remaining child. The first to go into the water had finally drowned by this time. The bear attacked the child and they spent a while just dodging away from eachother. After a couple minutes of this, the wounded child came out of nowhere and shoulderslammed the bear back into the water.

What happened next made me laugh harder than anything else so far...

The game lagged out for a couple of turns while the kids took turns pushing the bear back into the water every time it tried to get out... Then the lake froze... xD

[Kobold Troubadour]

I went to a few goblin fortresses to find that all there was were humans and enslaved children. I picked up three prisoner children and went into the wilderness. We were ambushed by a black bear. I decided to watch what would happen... three children versus a female black bear. The results were lolsy at best...

I stepped back and immediately the children all attacked. The first two kept getting dodged, but the third actually managed to grab the bear by the throat and hold on for a while before getting charged into a lake. After falling into the water, the child began drowning. The other two children charged the bear and the bear and one of the remaining children fell in. The bear and non-drowning child began under-water mortal combat. The bear bit the kid in the arm a few times, so the kid got out and ran away. The bear followed, and was attacked by the last remaining child. The first to go into the water had finally drowned by this time. The bear attacked the child and they spent a while just dodging away from eachother. After a couple minutes of this, the wounded child came out of nowhere and shoulderslammed the bear back into the water.

What happened next made me laugh harder than anything else so far...

The game lagged out for a couple of turns while the kids took turns pushing the bear back into the water every time it tried to get out... Then the lake froze... xD

I think your either the best or the worst camp councilor ever...though I do admit that Bear Wrestling is a very interesting camp activity. They should implement that...

[cowofdoom78963]

I never noticed this before but you can talk to your diety. That's awesome!

[Josephus]

The deity doesn't respond! Boo.

At least there's no godly smiting, yet.

[Vertigon]

I laughed so hard, because after massacring some pitiful human town, I found the warlord.

GenericName: I am GenericName!
GenericName: Prepare to die!

GenericName has died of old age.

The warlord dropped dead right in front of me. I'm going to check Legends, see how old he was.

He was also awesome because his ears were cut off by 2 different men, and his eyelid was split open by a bolt. He got a sexy-looking 'massive straight scar' on it.

He also had his little toe, left foot, bitten off by a cougar.

[Josephus]

He was just reminding himself who he was. Poor guy was probably senile.

[BodyGripper]

his ears were cut off by 2 different men

Best part.
How old was he when it happened?

[Kobold Troubadour]

Shame, you were a day/ a few hours late...bet he preferred to die a warriors death. (But we prefer the funny version )

His legend entry seemed to be an interesting read...got a pic?

[Eric Blank]

Wow, what are the chances of you running into someone just in time for them to die of old age right in front of you?

[cowofdoom78963]

I just met the high crab...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He is the high priest of a religion that worships the coast.

[Josephus]

And his name is Ted.

[Snukkems]

Recently joined a cult.   Appearently these humans worship "Cassok" God of Murder and Torture.

It's refreshing to talk to humans and hear "Go with Murder"... You know, before I butcher their civilization and offer their skulls to their own God.

[dwarfguy2]

i just killed an iguana demon lording over a dark fortress. i also killed most of the goblins. my injuries so far consist of a right lower leg. did i mention the iguana demon?

[Rumrusher]

in using runesmith, spent a good 2 hours trying to get a noble treasure to join me(rolled a mossette dwarf). I had like 4 men 3 female dwarfs and a ex demon king(was not here at the time I visited the fort.).
try to see if removing the player civ tag would help and ended up creating the rage virus (loyalty crusade) I runesnuff 3 who was in contact of the thing yet somehow missed the archer who tagged my norseman...
sadly this lead to what one could say a really bad zombie flick as I ran south from the ground zero looking for the king to attempt to do this again.
ask a general and he said look for lor well I check runesmith found him... dead. I ask the same guy again who should I look for to do a quest in and pointed to some one not on the map.
after the nice chat I started getting kill threats from my ex members.
so I travel to the nearest cave to find SOME ONE to recruit.

for a good second I thought I lost the virus only to have two dwarfs my axe man and a fisherman who I asked 5 seconds before the virus hit the Dwarvenhome wanted me dead. sadly like any good person who wish to go back to their old fort I high tail north from the two zombies leaving a hand few of the band to deal with them.

after spending a good 2 minutes with a wyrm I check the (yellow)runepages and found out the ex demon king I recruited earlier(got strip of his title by a drunk elf) was crashing here.

pretty much found out he still apart of my group and decapitated a mummy moving in to the cave after I retired, which he told me first before I found the mummy corpse and head 5 tiles to the west of him.

what I learn from this is that denoble is just like getting someone kick out of their civ.
best not to be in the civ the banish was from or get any banish bloody hands on you or your companions. that and aspid dwarfs are scary as hell is loaded when in a LC with their breath attacks. they must be the boomers of pact of banish infected.