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Turn 28Wimdit (Laodike)Fashion a crude mask out of whatever happens to be around in order to conceal my identity, and stage a daring one-man raid on the house! Once it is mine by right of conquest, search it thoroughly for useful information. Oh, and capture the master of the house if possible, but, you know, he's probably the killer. If he's not, then he is acceptable collateral damage in my quest for vengeance.
(5) You enter the bushes as Laodike, clockmaker, and leave them as... DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA
LEAF MAN!The servants cower as you charge towards the estate house. (5) You drop-kick the grand front doors and they fall down. The repairmen who were busy reattaching them to their hinges scatter. Now, after Leopold! (6+1) You don't find Leopold. Leopold finds YOU! (6) "So, Leafman! I've been expecting you..." He says, from the upstairs balcony of the foyer: "I knew you would try to stop me the moment you heard about my lumber operation. GUARDS! STOP HIM!" Then you see him disappear down a trap door. Two armored guards with pikes emerge from... somewhere.
Jetsquirrel (?)Go to the local brewery and buy booze from them
(6) Forget the tavern, you're going direct to the source! You go to the brewery and buy it from the raptor-riding ninjas there. (5) You've got enough cash for plenty of booze on you. Schweet.
CJ1145 (Gitte Delvedeep)Search the shop for anything involving lichadillyfication.
Hey look, a book called "Lichadillyfication"! You're pretty surprised you didn't notice that before, maybe someone just sold it. (1) OH GOD THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BECOMING A LICH AT ALL PUT IT BACK! (2) You can't, try as you might, seem to find anything here that will help you much with the actual lich process. The main reason for this is that you don't know exactly what you need. A related tome is all that's really in your immediate plans; you'd probably just handle most of that
after you're nice and cozy in your evil lair anyway. Right now you might want to focus on getting some good undead minions and, well, a lair.
RedWarrior0 (Red the Red)I look in the throne room ruins for anything of interest.
(4) No...! The crest of the Demon. There was a demon here, not good. Its natural monstrous form was destroyed somehow, but in the chaos of the falling castle you doubt that it was truly banished. Now the spirit no doubt looks in search a body, live or dead, to possess- for hell cannot contain such a being. Now someone will have to hunt it down, and either bind it to an enchanted crystal and send it up Mt. Smyrr (a feat that has never succeeded) or find a man of stronger will than the demon, who must contain it within himself and bring it to heave when he dies.
...Yeah, you pity whoever's gonna do that. It looks like there's one hell of a cavity down below here though...
Kilakan (Kilaran)Use puke to lube up the crack and pull free.
(4) You somehow succeed, although you damage your beard in the process. Plus you're covered in vomit. (6) There's an added bonus, though... it looks like your vomit is melting through the lock! You rip the door open. There is a stairwell, going both up and down. It wraps around with a landing every half-level, so you can't see what it leads to above or below.
inteuniso (Mailex)Anyways, I should head for the human village to see if I can scrounge up any of the other parts.
(5) You're far more careful this time, and take a look from a covert on a hill. Once you get over your surprise that humans actually
built something, (5) you manage to identify a shipment of jewelry heading into a building. They definitely have the supplies you need. You start making your way into town, although it looks like you'll need some better duds. (2) Although you try your best to blend in with the traffic, the people seem greatly unnerved (no doubt they are jealous of your finely toned abs).
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