Rather late, aren't I? Whatever.
Turn 25InteunisoAsk my crew what I need to find to repair the ship. Also make them admire the the little rocket ships in on my underwear.
(5) Your crew has already prepared a list- you need: Some gold wire, a large diamond, armor plates (tempered steel will do), and something suitably flammable to mix with what little fuel you have left. That, and a little time to put it together. (3) Nobody notices your underwear. This is because you are in your underwear fairly often. Although you are mildly embarrassed it had to be your lucky rocket ship undies.
Jetsquirrel (?)ugh... go to the sealions and ask what they want.
(5) They say they want to borrow condiments. Of course they don't want to borrow condiments. They say that would be stupid. They say they want their temple back. (3) Ten soldiers and a master, the entire party, charges. (2) they get inside before you can close the door or get in a favorable position. If you have a clever plan, enact it now ((you can just fight in a decimal turn)).
WimditOkay, that's enough Liberalism for now. Get him to tell me more about the dwarf informant, then set him free in the workshop since he's now Liberal enough not to try to escape. Or at least not to kill me. Give him the safe too, it's getting sort of heavy.
Investigate the cheese sellers in town. Ask them slyly about GCS cheese, and where it might be sent, and how you can make it when spiders don't lactate.
(6) You untie the duke. You ask him about the dwarf informant, but during (and completely ignoring) your question, he goes over to your wine rack and "liberates" (in his own words) some '37 Rouge. (2) You try to make him stop, but he rants about you being a machiavellian capitalist tyrant so loudly he can't even hear your protests- whilst finishing the entire bottle. (3) You leave the safe there. He obviously isn't getting you much information on the informant. Maybe if you're lucky he'll "liberate" its contents. Now then, after that cheese! (5) At the first big cheese store you go to, you ask shadily if the Cheesieur might have some GCS cheese in the back. He leads you to the basement. You say you want to ask a few questions before buying any- "What sort of fellow usually buys this?" you ask. The Chessieur responds: "Well, some goes to rich folk like yourself, some goes to dealers, and a little also gets sent up to the temple- one of the groups there had quite a taste for it." Then you ask him: "Indeed... now, how do you make cheese from spiders... spiders don't lactate." (5) "It's from tha' silk." he responds. "Lotsa fiber."
Kilakan (Kilaran)PUKE IS A DWARF'S BEST DEFENSE! Head down the tunnel, trying to follow the flow of water upwards. I hope there's some underground pond/ river creatures around, killing is a dwarf's second best defense.
(3) Although the tunnel is very nearly level, it doesn't branch off anywhere, so there's only one way to go. The water was probably nearly stagnant before you blew a hole in the tunnel. (3) As you walk along, you notice that there are few creatures but little frickin' minoes. Which is probably not surprising, because the water is 1/7 of a standard tunnel deep. You continue forward, looking for a way out. (6) A goldfish falls on your head. You look up to see a shaft, albeit both too high to reach and too small to crawl though. You have little doubt that this is what humans call a "toilet". But you're still not sure what they use it for why would anyone drop a dead fish down here anyway? Those edible! Presumably this is how they send sacrifices to their gods.
RedWarrior0 (Red the Red)Look in the ruins for a secret tunnel that should totally not be exposed.
(4+1=5) You strike a dashing pose- "Onward!" Surely anyone this confident and dashing can find a secret tunnel. (1) You are quite sure there never, and never will be, a secret tunnel. That would be stupid. (2) Come to think of it, you can't think of much of anything secret here except the vault. Which no longer exists.
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