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Author Topic: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 41: Is that poison fresh?)  (Read 36708 times)

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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 29: Balls the size of the sun)
« Reply #300 on: March 12, 2010, 04:44:05 am »

Man, I am too lazy about this. I've been considering dropping this game for something lighter, but, who knows.

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Wimdit (Laodike)
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Then after him! Reload my crossbow as I run, since it shouldn't be big enough for me to have to bend over.
You start after your quarry with bloody determination, slipping your extra bolt out fo your sleeve and sliding it into the crossbow. (1) The action fails and you shoot yourself in the foot trying to reload. (3) It's only cut, luckily, but you fall flat on your face in the muck of the sewer passage. It looks like Leopold has finally lost you- no, wait!

Jetsquirrel (?)
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Check the sign if its serious then stop partying if not PARTY AWAY DUDE
You look at the blank back of the sign to see if there is anything "serious" about it. (1) You see a passed-out party goer and conclude that OH MY GOD THAT MAN NEEDS A CORONARY ARTERY BYPASS SURGERY! You search for a surgical implement, and grab your (4) knife. After rushing through the crowd, you (6) open up the man's chest and successfully bypass the congested right coronary artery, using grafts from the... jugular... vein. Which it appears you forgot to close up. (1) A drunken riot is in full sway around you. You're sure you had SOME part in it. Only now, though, do you see that there is print on the side of the sign opposite you- how clever. Its advertisement of fame and glory appears to have attracted a bunch of useless, good-for-nothing adventurers. God, how you hate adventurers. Always bothering your solitude and seeking your immeasurable arcane wisdom.

Kilakan (Kilaran)
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Dwarven battle cry, then tackle the human, demanding beer and a way out!
(4) RUUUAAAAAHH! Gimli would be proud. (3+1=4) You slam him into the wall in an uninebriated rage. "GIMMEH SOME BOOZE!" (5) Quaking, he hands you his flask of Umytsyr- the rare Pobudian Fire Cheese, the strongest alcoholic beverage (or slurry, rather) that humans use for things other than poison and rocket fuel.

...you remember now. This is the one who betrayed you.

CJ1145 (Gitte Delvedeep)
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Bring master Caroline back to my room. I feel it's time to get whatever-time-period-we-are-in on his ass.
You make your way to your house under the veil of dark alleys. (2) Uh-oh... it looks like your parents aren't asleep yet; there's a lantern burning upstairs. Maybe if you sneak in through the back... (5) You slip down to the basement unnoticed. Now... time to work! What're your plans for this one?

Redwarrior0 (Red the Red)
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I believe the balls were bigger than the sun. Anyways, I hurry off to the castle treasury to make sure something's actually in there.
(6+1=7) You strike a dashing (and at once also menacing to the signmaker) pose- your balls are bigger than the sun! Now off to the treasury. It does not escape you that at some point, the treasury may have, slightly, fallen out of the sky. You direct your lackeys to search through the rubble near the vault door (2) but what can be reached on short notice has already been picked clean by scavengers. Looks like you're a little short, unless maybe you can get some heavy duty equipment to move the vault door and other rubble. Well, or you could try incorrigible shenanigans.

inteuniso (Mailex)
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Continue my way until I reach the main meeting area of these backwater fools and determine where I might find a diamond.
First you'll need to get past the guard. You can probably shock this rube into submission with your pure dashingness. (5) "Madame!" You address the guard approaching you, in the local language, "I apologize for my lack of garments, but I promise that I will be purchasing something to wear at my earliest convenience. ...unless, you'd rather we head to your place..." Leaving a moment for your eloquence to sink in, you march past the field of wide-eyed stares and towards the town center. Not that you plan on covering up your perfect abs unless you have to to get into a jewelry store, which is a distinct possibility. It looks like the nearest jewelry store is... hrmm... where are you, exactly? There's some squalor to the south by the river... and a burnt waste to the east, little fires to the west, and ruins and rioting up north. You're slightly afraid to ask for directions.
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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #301 on: March 12, 2010, 10:28:41 am »

did i just slice a guy open? for what?
Shoo away the adventurers and finish the operation and also take a good sip of vodka booze

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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #302 on: March 12, 2010, 03:51:46 pm »

Wait! Wait, what?

Uh, blindly disregard whatever unexpected thing has occurred and use my master tracker skills to find him. After pulling the bolt out of my foot and putting it back in the crossbow.
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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #303 on: March 12, 2010, 04:01:58 pm »

NO wait scarp that other action.
Make some great speech to the adventures and send them to kill,rape,burn every SEA LIO CLAN member they can find. And for each skull WITH the sign of the clan they bring me they will get payed 5 golden coins

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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #304 on: March 12, 2010, 06:12:54 pm »

Chug alcohol then use super-dwarven powers of drunkness (sorta like pop-eye and spinich) and bash the betrayer's head through the wall.
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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #305 on: March 12, 2010, 07:22:25 pm »

>I go to the Warrior Temple and say that, to celebrate the mission, we will have a party. I order servants to get all of the booze in the city and bring it to the temple for the party to end all parties.
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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #306 on: March 12, 2010, 07:49:44 pm »

WAIIIT FOOOORRR MEEEE!!!!! BOOOZEEEEE!!!!
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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #307 on: March 12, 2010, 11:19:35 pm »

Turn 30

Wait! Wait, what?

Uh, blindly disregard whatever unexpected thing has occurred and use my master tracker skills to find him. After pulling the bolt out of my foot and putting it back in the crossbow.

Well, you see, there appears to be a dwarf tackling him! Clearly you are a master tracker for finding him so fast.
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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #308 on: March 13, 2010, 09:56:14 am »

Figure out how to make zombie. Make zombie.
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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #309 on: March 13, 2010, 04:33:41 pm »

Oh right, the dwarf is down here. Push him into the icky part of the sewer, take the guy he's manhandling, and run like hell.
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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #310 on: March 13, 2010, 06:53:38 pm »

I'm  about to go ape-shit on him......... I hope you don't get in the way.
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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #311 on: March 15, 2010, 09:59:16 pm »

Pokin' inteuniso.

Believe it or not, I expect to be back to a more frequent schedule soon.
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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #312 on: March 15, 2010, 11:19:25 pm »

Well, the most obvious course of action is to head towards the rioting.
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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #313 on: March 16, 2010, 04:23:18 pm »

Well I had a turn written, but it accidentally got deleted. Right now I've homework to do, unfortunately.
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Re: Roll To Dodge A Song (Turn 30: Coronary Artery Bypass Surgery)
« Reply #314 on: March 18, 2010, 10:12:56 pm »

After considerably too much delay:

Turn 31

Jetsquirrel (?)
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ake some great speech to the adventures and send them to kill,rape,burn every SEA LIO CLAN member they can find. And for each skull WITH the sign of the clan they bring me they will get payed 5 golden coins
(3) You climb up the sign and holler, managing to get the attention of a dozen or so rioters. After you tell them to go after the Sea Lions, (6) they charge out to do your bidding. Boy, you bet they'll be pissed when they find out the Sea Lion Clan doesn't mark its member's skulls- not that you don't expect to receive plenty of skulls with the insignia carved into them, by the look of these ruffians. (5) They've spread the word and a pretty good sized group is now hunting down sea lions. And non sea lions. But you're pretty sure they're getting the sea lions anyway.

Kilakan (Kilaran)
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Chug alcohol then use super-dwarven powers of drunkness (sorta like pop-eye and spinich) and bash the betrayer's head through the wall.
You chug the helicopter fuel booze. (6) MARTIAL TRANCE! You smash Leopold literally through the wall- and into a large pipe rushing with water. The tunnel begins to flood. (3) You're still in your martial trance, and look for your next target... ELF! You charge at him, as he fumbles with his bow, forgetting about your crossbow in your trance. (2) Wait, the tunnel is flooding! It's three cats deep! You're knocked immediately out of your trance and you realize you need to get out. (4) Using your party sense, you follow the smell of booze! Ignoring the strange tree, you run out, up the stairs leading through the mansion, outside, and straight to the nearest free booze- since you just vomited your last drink up in the sun. "WAIT FOR MEEEEE!" You holler. "BOOOOOZE!

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I go to the Warrior Temple and say that, to celebrate the mission, we will have a party. I order servants to get all of the booze in the city and bring it to the temple for the party to end all parties.
(2) What booze? The rioters took it. In that sense, you suppose, the party to end all parties is well underway. You could try to stop it, maybe, or just let it stew over and find your adventurer among the survivors. (4+1=5) Despite the rampant violence, you are so dashing (and menacing) that none dare scathe you. The masses wait your word.

CJ1145 (Gitte Delvedeep)
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Figure out how to make zombie. Make zombie.
Everyone must start somewhere. And you are going to make a zombie. You push the old, strontium-laced one aside. Last time you tried to make a flesh golem and it didn't go very well, so you're just gonna make a zombie. You flip through your book: Flesh golem, Bone golem, Wraith, Skeleton, Nicolas Cage... Zombie! (5+1)(2) You crush the death crystal, lay down some symbols and chants, voila! Good thing you had it strapped down because it isn't obedient to you. Gonna need to work on that. You gag it up so the undead moaning doesn't wake your parents.

Wimdit (Laodike)
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Oh right, the dwarf is down here. Push him into the icky part of the sewer, take the guy he's manhandling, and run like hell.
(1) Ah, nope. You're not going to manhandle that dwarf, no-sirree. He just punched that dude through the wall. In fact, now he's charging at you. (2) You try to reload your crossbow, but drop the bolt in the muck. Lacking a better idea, you stand completely still and pretend to be a tree. (6) It works! you think. The dwarf runs straight past you. The tunnel has flooded about to your waist, but the flow seems to be tapering off for now. You head over to Leopold, who is (3) still alive, barely. He's lying in the wall-crater. "Is this yours?" You ask him, holding up the butterfly knife. (5+1=6) You know the fear in his eyes, though he says nothing, beaten beyond speaking. This is the killer. "Keep it."

inteuniso (Mailex)
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Well, the most obvious course of action is to head towards the rioting.
Rioting! That's where diamonds are. You look about to see if you can find any diamonds left in the looted buildings. (4) Luck would have it, there's a jewelry store, and all the people who were looting it have already stabbed eachother with glass. You go surreptitiously to sift through the wreckage (1) only to be tackled by the shop's bloodthirsty guard dog! (5) You manage to shoot it on a quick draw. It's wearing a diamond collar. The irony is striking.
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