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[Doomblade187]

I would stick to the voices and mud plan.

*Eyes baal suspiciously*

[LordBaal]

Do you hear the voices too?

[Rolan7]

Do you hear the voices too?

I feel the warp overtaking me.
It is a good pain!

[Hanslanda]

Do you hear the voices too?

I feel the warp overtaking me.
It is a good pain!

ENEMIES!! WE NEED ENEMIES!

[BlackFlyme]

I have a terrible habit of flaking out of social interactions.

I also got into an argument with my mom simply because I closed my laptop when she was nearby. She constantly accuses me of doing some vague 'nasty shit' on the internet. She's always trying to spy on me, as if I don't notice. It just makes me feel even more insecure when she's nearby.

[Kagus]

"Mom, it's called hentai and it's art."

[wierd]

"Unless it's Traditional period literature, Tentacle fetishism is not art-- now throw that smut out, and go find a real girlfriend."

[JoshuaFH]

"No Mom! Asuka IS my girlfriend!"

[TD1]

"No son of mine will bring a waifu home! Now get your head out of the gutter and find a real girl!"

[Sirus]

"No Mom! Asuka IS my girlfriend!"

"Your waifu is trash. Go find yourself a nice genki girl."

[wierd]

But MO---OM!  I really like the redheads! And she's got skin tight bikini armor!"

[NullForceOmega]

Why don't you spend some time with that lovely Rias Gremory girl?  She was so polite.

[Yoink]

"At least I'm not doing memes like cousin Jeffrey!"
"Don't you mention cousin Jeffrey in this house!"




My Sads: yesterday I thought of an amazing pun I should have made last weekend.
Also, yesterday I didn't do half of the dental routine I'm supposed to be sticking to, because my housemates had people over when I got home from work and I really didn't feel like leaving my room and dealing with that - in fact I just wound up napping through the afternoon instead, with only a single, one-slice Vegemite sandwich for sustenance.

Got quite a bit of stuff to do starting (later) in the morning. Might set an early alarm, get a couple more hours sleep and then hopefully have time for some breakfast and brutal flossing shenanigans before I head off in the morning.

[LordBaal]

- Break back (figuratively) on a (literally) back breaking job shoveling dirt and gravel all day since the office is closed and dunno if it will open again.

- Get a call from your sister to get to some place 5 minutes driving distante but like half an hour on foot becuse is something urgent.

- Run there and have the luck of hitching a ride for the last leg of the distance.

- Find out she was parked on her car all along, get yelled and insulted for taking too long to get there (wtf you had a car, I literally ran there and made it in half the time on foot).

- Find out it wasn't even something urgent, less alone important. She just wanted me to unload the car on her in-laws house. Please notice that if it were tons of stuff I would understand. No, it was four shoebox sized cardboard boxes that weighted no more than 4 kilos. She just didn't feel like getting out of the car.

- Get insulted again and then dropped off somewhere down her route because she positively can't get me home, too much important stuff to do apparently. I'm apparently a selfish piece of shit for asking.

- Now I'm at 5km from home, walking supremely angry about the whole shit. I didn't even finished understand what just happened. Oh, I'm a selfish piece of shit again for getting mad at the whole ordeal.

Edit: Is getting dark, I'm going to turn off the phone and shove it up my ass or hide it on my crotch.
FUCK I'm angry and sad.

[Kagus]

Well on the bright side, you now have experience in shoveling dirt and gravel.

Which, y'know, could come in handy with regards to the sister...