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[TheBiggerFish]

Cat throws himself in microwave, nukes himself due to neglect

It's a cat, not a tamagochi.

Cat gets angry that you call it a tamagotchi, and then nukes you.

It's a cat, not Soviet Russia.

Cat is not Soviet Russia.
Soviet Russia is cat.
((Sorry. Couldn't resist.))

[Rubidium]

The Soviet Russia IS a cat though.

[TheBiggerFish]

The Soviet Russia IS a cat though.

Mountain lion.
Mountain Lion = Mac OS name.
Mac OS name : cam so mean
Cam so mean : Russia spys on all the people.
Russia spys on all the people : Russia spys on Apple.
Apple has had security breaches.
Breaches.
Submarines breach.
Russia has submarines.
Submarines are a type of sandwich.
Sandwiches are sold by Subway.
Subway is a type of transportation.
Transportation is necessary to get across Siberia.
Siberia has snow.
Snow : Snow Leopard.
Snow Leopard = Apple product.
Apple product : tree.
Tree : Three.
Rule of three.
There are three Communist people I can think of off the top of my head.
Marx Lenin Stalin.
MLS.
MLS = Major League Soccer.
Soccer = football
Football : touchdown
Touchdown = Some Kind Of Productivity App.
SKOPA > KSOPA > Kill SOPA.
In Soviet Russia, SOPA kill you.
Pre-emptive strike.
Nukes.
SOPA was nuked by Soviet Russia through machinations with Apple.
This makes perfect sense.

[KingofstarrySkies]

what the FUCK

[TheBiggerFish]

what the FUCK

But...It makes sense!
((Blame sleep deprivation and trying to insane troll logic.  Apparently all too successfully.))

[Emma]

It does make sense but that doesn't mean it makes sense.

[Rubidium]

The Soviet Russia IS a cat though.

Mountain lion.
Mountain Lion = Mac OS name.
Mac OS name : cam so mean
Cam so mean : Russia spys on all the people.
Russia spys on all the people : Russia spys on Apple.
Apple has had security breaches.
Breaches.
Submarines breach.
Russia has submarines.
Submarines are a type of sandwich.
Sandwiches are sold by Subway.
Subway is a type of transportation.
Transportation is necessary to get across Siberia.
Siberia has snow.
Snow : Snow Leopard.
Snow Leopard = Apple product.
Apple product : tree.
Tree : Three.
Rule of three.
There are three Russian Communist people I can think of off the top of my head.
Marx Lenin Stalin.
MLS.
MLS = Major League Soccer.
Soccer = football
Football : touchdown
Touchdown = Some Kind Of Productivity App.
SKOPA > KSOPA > Kill SOPA.
In Soviet Russia, SOPA kill you.
Pre-emptive strike.
Nukes.
SOPA was nuked by Soviet Russia through machinations with Apple.
This makes perfect sense.

Okay, most of the things you typed DIDN'T make sense, except for the 3 Soviet Russians, Siberia, and how Russia spies on people.

[TheBiggerFish]

It does make sense but that doesn't mean it makes sense.

I said insane troll logic.
That is kind of the point of insane troll logic.
Insofar as insane troll logic is allowed to have any pointy objects.

[Bohandas]

I think Marx was actually German though.

[TheBiggerFish]

I think Marx was actually German though.

Oh.  Dang it, Murica, Y U NO EDUCATE PROPERLY.
Dang it, me, Y U NO GOOGLE EITHER WAY.

E:Fixed!

[ggamer]

nothing makes me want to vomit acid more than making a 40 on an online quiz and then not being able to see what the fuck i got wrong

[hops]

I think Marx was actually German though.

Oh.  Dang it, Murica, Y U NO EDUCATE PROPERLY.
Dang it, me, Y U NO GOOGLE EITHER WAY.

E:Fixed!

Actually, I was under the same impression that Marx was Russian for a long while because I actually read up on Communism, because I associate communism with Russia.

[TD1]

Why not China? They've got messed-up communism going on right at this minute.

[Graknorke]

Ah yes, China's "communism". What are you talking about free trade zones nothing here nope.

[Orange Wizard]

Is this the same China that's wrecking the NZ economy by importing less cow juice?