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[hops]

They're now able to juice their own cows. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   

[Tack]

Attila: Total War is on sale.
Half price.

Stare at it.

$20

Stare at it.
Close window.

This is what you have done to me, SEGA.

[Loud Whispers]

They're now able to juice their own cows. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

China does not have the best climate for cow milking, this is more to do with the Chinese just not wanting as much milk as people expected

[TD1]

They're milking their own coconuts.

[hops]

I thought cow juice referred to cattle blood or something. Then again I guess New Zealand probably would be more likely to export milk than cow blood.

[Loud Whispers]

I bet China could boost their domestic output by crossbreeding their dairy cows with some European jungle cows

*EDIT
Looking it up I'm right, they import millions of dollars worth of semen every year for their cows
Cow juice indeed

[ChairmanPoo]

Is it bad that I thought of that before the other possibilities?

[Orange Wizard]

No, that's sort of what I was kind of implying anyway.

[Helgoland]

I think Marx was actually German though.

Oh.  Dang it, Murica, Y U NO EDUCATE PROPERLY.
Dang it, me, Y U NO GOOGLE EITHER WAY.

E:Fixed!

My avatar looks at you condescendingly.

[scriver]

Iirc, wasn't the rise in milk -portation to China because of those huge scandals with their domestic milk surrogate industry, where lots and lots of children were poisoned with heavy metals, or something? China probably imports less because the trust in their domestic production has risen again.

[Helgoland]

Melanin Melamine poisoning, that was it. Adding melanin to milk makes some tests for protein content give inflated results.

[Dermonster]

See you later, dad.

I'll miss you.

[Helgoland]

My condolences.

E: Maybe this helps a bit.

[Spehss _]

Been on a Starcraft 2 binge this weekend. Literally a binge, it was destructive, I wasn't getting enough sleep, felt terrible, kept playing, all of this when I probably should've been studying for a math test I have this Tuesday. Finally starting to catch up on sleep after some naps today. Still feel kinda shitty. I think this is definitely going to hurt my grade on the test this Tuesday. Really irresponsible of me this weekend.

Moral of the story, control your addictions, people, don't do shit like me. _{^{the games were fun though}}

See you later, dad.

I'll miss you.

That's rough, man. Reminds me that my parents are getting older and closer to eventual death, too. Don't want to think about that. You have my condolences as well, Derm.

[~Neri]

See you later, dad.

I'll miss you.

* Kevak hugs