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[Yoink]

Once I walked up to a friend in High School intending to talk to him, managed to say "Hey [NAME]" and then threw up on him.
It was amazing.

Were you drunk at the time?

If I had started drinking in high school... high school would probably have been a lot less awful.
And I'd probably have brain damage, but eh. That'd be an okay trade-off.

I really need to reevaluate my taste in women it seems.

I sure hope I haven't inherited my father's taste in women, haha.
First my mother, and now his current girlfriend, both massive pains in the ass... jeez. *shudder*

[Orange Wizard]

Assignment due in on Monday. Can't be arsed doing it, even though it's fairly important and I want to get it done. Angry at myself because it seems like the only thing I'm capable of is dicking around on the internet.
Depression sucks. It keeps coming back, like some kind of radiation-immune cancer.

[Spehss _]

So I figured out I may have a type (as in, type of girl I'm attracted to). So far, out of the what, six I think? Might be more, not sure. Anyways, all but two were short blondes, all but two were rather fucked up.

So yeah, blonde, short and with a number of issues of various kinds.

Suffice to say that in almost all cases I didn't come out of it unscathed in some way, wether by my or their fault.

I really need to reevaluate my taste in women it seems.

Short blonde girls can be pretty cutey. Shame all the ones you found had...uh...issues.

[BFEL]

Gunner-chan?

Fixed that for you. And yeah she freaked out since she thought something got thrown away because she might of put it somewhere weird. I only found it after she already puked thanks to her "Stomach doing flips" as she called it.

Well yes, its hard to find things when you swallow them as a protection mechanism.

I really need to reevaluate my taste in women it seems.

If you really want to be successful with the ladies it pays to not cannibalize them.

This has been "The Daily Snark"

[ChairmanPoo]

I would like a game like Warband but which ran on the Tales of Maj'eyal engine. And used it's base classes, possibly.

[IcyTea31]

The T-Engine is built to be extremely moddable, as far as I know. You could probably make that game yourself, though I have no idea how the engine or its code actually works.

[ChairmanPoo]

Yeah, but I don't really have the time to do that   

[Jopax]

God damn it's hot in this apartment. It's at the top of the house and recieves sunlight from dawn to dusk which means stupidly high temperatures and no amount of draft helps that. Worse yet, I need to be inside today because I need to study, since it's the weekends the uni library works until two only. This is going to be one sweaty day :C

[itisnotlogical]

Itisnotlogical cancels Sleep: interrupted by cat at 4:30 in the god damn morning

I swear to god, I need to keep a water bottle in my room and spray him every time he wakes me up. This is getting ridiculous.

[scriver]

Cat only wants to show it cares for you. Y u hate?

[itisnotlogical]

he can show that he cares for me at 7 when I usually wake up and start my day

[TD1]

No. Cat wants you to wake up so you can do something for it. It does not care for you.

[Rolan7]

Cat is attempting CPR, you have been dead much longer than cat considers normal

[Rubidium]

Cat throws himself in microwave, nukes himself due to neglect

[Graknorke]

Cat throws himself in microwave, nukes himself due to neglect

It's a cat, not a tamagochi.