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[Spehss _]

You should masturbate more.

I'm dead serious.

I.
Um.
Interesting suggestion, but how is this supposed to help? I don't think I'm following your line of thinking here.

something something supposedly relieves stress something something

DAMN IT OBJECTIVE-NINJA-KUN.

[mastahcheese]

I suppose there's a point to be had there, but generally, I'm not that stressed in places where I'm by myself.
I can't exactly just whip it out and start fapping in the middle of an argument.

Well, technically I could, but I think people would start to seriously question my sanity.

[Descan]

Don't they already? Isn't that part of the problem? :V

[Lagslayer]

Considering the self-injury, maybe stress relief through masturbation is not the best idea.

I'm only half joking.

[wobbly]

I suppose there's a point to be had there, but generally, I'm not that stressed in places where I'm by myself.
I can't exactly just whip it out and start fapping in the middle of an argument.

Well, technically I could, but I think people would start to seriously question my sanity.

On the plus side it may well stop who ever is argueing with you in there tracks. Could be fairly effective. Have you ruled out it being caused by medication?

[4maskwolf]

Here is Greatorder's advice on the matter:

Let the fapmaster take you under his flipper/wing.

[mastahcheese]

Don't they already? Isn't that part of the problem? :V

Kinda sorta.

On the plus side it may well stop who ever is argueing with you in there tracks. Could be fairly effective. Have you ruled out it being caused by medication?

I had this problem before I even started my medicine. A couple of the medicines they put me on were actually intended to help with it, but they didn't. They were muscle relaxants, by the way.

[Tack]

It's repetitive fine-motor hand movements.
If the sudden twitching is psychological, I can guarantee that it will stop incredibly quickly.
Lagislayer gets it.

[Yoink]

There are no Dominos outlets near my new house.

[scriver]

I just found out that BRIAN BLESSED was on the cast to play Odin in the film adaptation of The Mighty Thor, but Anthony Hopkins got the role.

WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN ;~;

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

HOW DID THAT NOT GO THROUGH

+1 shock and disappointment.

Odin is the god of wisdom, knowledge, and poetry, not of boisterous borish bulwarks and beer-bellies. Blessed would have been excellent as Thor himself, though.

[Jopax]

So a parachutists (what is the proper term anyways) school is starting up this month nearby. I'd really love to take part because by mi summer I'd be able to take proper jumps out of a plane. The trouble is that I probably can't afford it all since I'm saving up for IFCC anyways and am still short on cash for that.

Oh well, next year maybe :C

[Rose]

Just remember

If at first, you do not succeed...

That school is not for you.

[Ghills]

Supposed to be in Boston tonight.

[timferius]

Body decided that, on top of the symptoms of starting new meds, it should hit me with a cold too. I feel like my entire face is bruised...

[Descan]

I may have forgotten the book I need in order to complete an assignment worth 12% of my course grade.