Seriously? PBR is among the most vile of all liquids. There's tons of good beer available in the US, ranging from your basic lagers and pilsers to stouts, bocks, and reds. That doesn't even get into fairly unique styles such as Arrogant Bastard or inexplicible favorites like the dreaded triple I.P.A. They're just very pricy, and most people stick with Bud, Bush, or *shudder* PBR because those brewes are dirt cheap.
A shame that I don't have time for bought beer anymore, as I'm either drinking 100 proof rum or vodka, or else my latest homebrew experiment ( I can not wait until I get a good deal on syrup for a second try at Dr. Jalapeno. First batch got infected.)
...I'm not sure we're drinking the same Pabst.
Perhaps they have one version for sale within the US, and another for export to us discerning Australian types?
Seriously though, I wouldn't know much about your beers since PBR is probably the only one I've tried. Not quite as nice as our local beers, but it's alright- and it has an awesome looking can! I'm not a fan of rum, so perhaps we just have different tastes in booze.
Being drunk is the single best feeling ever.
People are really bad at selling it, then. I've never heard any description of it that wasn't closer to a nightmare than anything else. Loss of control, loss of coordination, loss of conscience, and not a damned thing gained from it.
You forgot "loss of inhibitions". I have a lot of those stupid things.
But yeah, I'm not going to try and argue with you, since you seem fairly set on the matter. I'm still sad for you, though. :<
Some beers are an acquired taste, I suppose- others taste really nice from the get-go.
If you don't like beer/other alcohol because of the taste, I recommend you try cider. At least once. C'mon. For me?