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[hops]

Maybe if i can't get a job i could be a prostitute.

[Vector]

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[Bauglir]

Maybe if i can't get a job i could be a prostitute.

Still technically a job. Also don't. For practicality reasons, I can't recommend that as a way to a happy life, unless you live in some sort of fantastical land where prostitutes are reasonably well-respected members of society and everyone rides unicorns to work in the mornings after a hearty breakfast of steak and milkshakes.

Maybe if i can't get a job i could be a prostitute.

I used to think that, and then I decided I probably wouldn't even be good enough at sex to be a prostitute, and then I became really depressed and was a math major forever

Okay but then you were awesome at math majoring and even though lots of shit's still fucked your life is getting better? I think?

[Xantalos]

Maybe if i can't get a job i could be a prostitute.

Still technically a job. Also don't. For practicality reasons, I can't recommend that as a way to a happy life, unless you live in some sort of fantastical land where prostitutes are reasonably well-respected members of society and everyone rides unicorns to work in the mornings after a hearty breakfast of steak and milkshakes.

Yeah, this ain't Braavos.

[TD1]

History exam monday. Many dates. Many quotes. Much inference.

Sugar.

[Graknorke]

History exam monday. Many dates. Many quotes. Much inference.

Sugar.

Haha.
Taking history has been reported to me as nothing but awful. I think I picked the right side of the history/geography coin.

[TD1]

Two words.

Case studies.

Haha.

[Vector]

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[mastahcheese]

Well, today's my birthday. I'm 21 now.
Got to enjoy my appointment with the therapist or phychologist or whatever it's called, and now I feel like more crap, got some more pressure put on me, and generally either had the things I said ignored, or just repeated back to me word for word, as if I didn't already know that I'm depressed and have pent up aggression.
I'm now at the library, hopefully this time I won't be getting rushed to leave every 5 seconds like the last few times.
I tried to explain to the people I'm with (I don't actually live in the same building as them, but it's the same sort of deal) that the reason I like being on the Internet is that I don't just feel the urge to be creative, but to actually show that creativity to other people who share similar intrests to me.
They got me a notebook so I can draw in it, succeeding in both completely not understanding what I just said, and failing to realize that if a notebook would help, I'd already be using the 6 other ones they got me the past 6 times I tried to explain this to them.

Yesterday I accidentily cut myself on a knife, so now I have to hide it because everyone treats me like I'm one step away from killing myself since last week, and they'd probably flip their shit if they saw it.

I'd consider getting drunk off my ass but I have to work tomorrow.
Ok, now I'm being rushed to leave again, awesome.

[Graknorke]

Two words.

Case studies.

Haha.

The secret of case studies is that you don't have to know them. They're generally not checked to see if they're perfectly accurate.

[TD1]

Well, I hope your birthday improves, Mastah.

Happy twenty first!

And I hated case studies with a blinding passion. Talk about wasting our time. You do GCSEs, yes? For my GCSEs I did both history and geography, and business studies too. 'Twas rather...annoying. Loved history, even if they never actually gave me a teacher to learn from. Maybe that is why I loved it?

They sent me to the library.

So many books.

[WillowLuman]

Please, please drink responsibly. You don't need to form a habit on top of everything else

[Graknorke]

And I hated case studies with a blinding passion. Talk about wasting our time. You do GCSEs, yes? For my GCSEs I did both history and geography, and business studies too. 'Twas rather...annoying. Loved history, even if they never actually gave me a teacher to learn from. Maybe that is why I loved it?

They sent me to the library.

So many books.

Oh. I see.
I am taking Geography (actually done both geography papers now so that's nice) and BS at GCSE right now, but I have heard that history is awful. The coursework and then the actual exams as well. 0/10 no redeeming features.

[TD1]

Someone was biased. By far my favourite exams. I wandered in without having a teacher even once for a year, and got two A*s in the papers. Coursework brought me down to an A, but still. Was like breezing through.

Geography....well, not my favourite. I got a B, and was happy enough with that. Really, it's a case of preference...I'd tell someone Geography has no redeeming features, too.

[mastahcheese]

Please, please drink responsibly. You don't need to form a habit on top of everything else

I won't.
Besides, alcohol tastes terrible, and I never really understood what's considered fun about being drunk, it just makes it really hard for me to walk.
I don't know why it's so hyped up.