Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Yoink]

A man very important to me has just died. He's not part of my family and I've never interacted with him, but I'm sorta at odds over how to react to this. Things are gonna be different.

Could you attend his funeral, at least? I know so little about the situation, but it seems like that is something you could do.

Although I have only been to one funeral in my life, so I might not know what I'm on about. (The only thing I remember from it is my uncle's hawaiian shirt, for some reason.)

[Nadaka]

for some reason my tablet does not connect to tvtropes.org, can't find the server.

[Loud Whispers]

for some reason my tablet does not connect to tvtropes.org, can't find the server.

Tablets now come with an inbuilt safety feature...

[Hanslanda]

But in other news, I am a rock solid god of manliness and master of all things woman.

Aren't we all?

Underneath the layers of Forever Alone guy, yeah. We all are.

Also, your avatar is sexy.

When I'm depressed, everything that comes out of me goes to hell. I think I'm rude if I'm not feeling good? It sucks.

Oh, and math assignment and reporting, can't forget that.

I know how that feels. :/ I try to start writing something when I'm depressed, look it over and go, "What a piece of shit." Then someone tries to compliment me and I get all defensive. It's ridiculous.

for some reason my tablet does not connect to tvtropes.org, can't find the server.

Tablets now come with an inbuilt safety feature...

Warning, temporal distortion detected. Quarantining temporal distortion.

[Tack]

Congratulations, we just freed you from the next six hours.

[Johuotar]

School just started and now I feel sick. How utterly terrible timing.

[kaijyuu]

Ahh I hate that Is it really debilitating, or just annoying?

[MagmaMcFry]

School just started and now I feel sick. How utterly terrible timing.

I also hate the bad timing of my illnesses/injuries, but in my case, they always happen before weekends or holidays. I'm always afraid of the summer holidays, I've already spent three of them with rehab after a bad case of dislocated kneecap.

[JoshuaFH]

My Mom's health is depreciating all the time. I fear that she may die before the end of next year.

She may wind up dying before grandma, who's also pretty damn close to the end of her natural life.

[Nadaka]

Tooth ache is the worst ache.

[kaijyuu]

I take your tooth ache and raise you a migraine.

[Hanslanda]

I take your tooth ache and raise you a migraine.

I take both your tooth ache and migraine, and add a broken hand to them. Also, the tooth ache involves wisdom teeth as well.

Today, I was doing work, talking to my lesbian friend about some personal things. The whole time, I'm like, "Jesus christ, why are you gay?"
She even said, "If I wasn't gay, I'd do you."
Then we talked about some other things, and I realized how bad it would turn out if things were like that. :/ I'm not the best boyfriend, even though I try. I also have a jealous streak about two miles wide and as deep as the Marianas trench.
So. I'ma play some video games, and pretend everything is okay for awhile.

Edit: Well, that worked beautifully for awhile, then she texted me. And also, American Dad came on, and I had flashbacks to being in jail. :/

[MaximumZero]

Can I put my broken spine on the list? Is that a raise? It's not that bad.

[Kamin]

Can I put my broken spine on the list? Is that a raise? It's not that bad.

Whaaaat? Did you get an ingrown hair or what?

[MaximumZero]

I have a Pars Defect, spina bifida occulta, and a ring of microfractures encircling the L2, L3 and L4 vertebra. So, my back is technically broken (in a couple spots), but I can still walk and spar and whatnot, but some days even breathing really hurts.