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[Descan]

Rocky Road.

Or Phish Food.

Everyone loves Rocky Road/Phish Food.

[SirAaronIII]

Maybe we should go for something more practical here, like creating a 24/7 service to airlift her the ice cream of her choice by Apache helicopter?

Are those the armed kind? Load the wings with ice cream instead of missiles? Actually, yeah, I could see that happening. Rain delicious from above!

My sad: My eyes kind of sting from staring at screens all day. I can't look away from these shiny plastic boxes.

[Pnx]

Maybe we should go for something more practical here, like creating a 24/7 service to airlift her the ice cream of her choice by Apache helicopter?

Are those the armed kind? Load the wings with ice cream instead of missiles? Actually, yeah, I could see that happening. Rain delicious from above!

I'm liking this line of thinking, we could have specialized strike teams that have guns that shoot ice cream.

[Darvi]

Lack of sleep due to having a continuous pain in my right eye.

Never before have I shed so many tears.

[zchris13]

My sad: My eyes kind of sting from staring at screens all day. I can't look away from these shiny plastic boxes.

Shiny plastic boxes are the bane of my existence.

[Trapezohedron]

College entrance exams are coming, and I'm still not prepared.

[ChairmanPoo]

College entrance exams are coming, and I'm still not prepared.

Good luck man.

[Jopax]

Exam tommorrow, kind of prepared, should be studying more, but I have this fucking headache it's freaking crippling, and the moment I grab a book I almost momentarily start yawning and getting sleepy :<

[Truean]

Truean, I would like to preemptively apologize for the inevitable time when you return home from work, and find that your house has been flattened by a 10,000 gallon swimming pool filled with ice cream airdropped by all your loving friends from Bay12.

The only question is, what kind of ice cream really.

Right. Just let me get the cat out and increase the "act of ice cream" homeowner's policy or double the indemnity on my current one. "You heard me, I want my policy to cover me in the event that a large swimming pool full of iced cream falls from the sky and flattens my house.... No I don't think that's an oddly specific provision to put in an insurance contract. Incidentally, do you think I could get everything in place before exactly 4:27PM this Friday? ... No reason. No, no, don't hang up like the last 53 insurance representatives.... Put the lizard on the phone.... What do you mean what do I mean? The Gecko.... We all know he's there.... No, I'll have you know I'm not high, I'm drunk, mostly.... Also it should cover yogurt, sherbert, that gelato stuff, and custard, but only frozen custard, I'm not unreasonable.... Hello? Hello? Are you going to get the lizard now.... You're going to get the lizard now aren't you...? Hello? Mr. Gecko? Did anyone ever tell you you sound like a dial tone on the phone?  54...."

Look, guys, I know you want to cheer her up but you're all being a bit silly here, this swimming pool/stadium/caldera of ice cream is going to go off mighty fast. Maybe we should go for something more practical here, like creating a 24/7 service to airlift her the ice cream of her choice by Apache helicopter?

Just don't forget a spoon.

You are kidding about the cat shit right?

Lawful Neutral: The rules clearly state that you can and how you should mail cat shit....

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Required Packaging
Primary Receptacle

    Material must be triple-packaged in leakproof (for liquids) or siftproof (for solids) primary receptacles.
    A single primary receptacle must not contain more than 500 ml of a liquid specimen or 500 grams of a solid specimen.
    Two or more primary receptacles whose combined volume does not exceed 500 ml (for liquids) or 500 grams (for solids) may be enclosed in a single secondary container.
    Sufficient cushioning and absorbent materials must surround each primary receptacle containing liquid.

Secondary Container

    The secondary container cannot serve as the outer shipping container.
    The secondary container must be securely and snugly enclosed in a fiberboard box or container of equivalent strength that serves as the outer shipping container. The outer shipping container must be rigid.
    The secondary container must be marked with the international biohazard symbol shown in Exhibit 346.321.

What...? Somebody made that rule for a reason. They could've totally banned it if they wanted to.

Once you finish compiling the evidence give him one last chance to resign and put the money back. If he doesn't? Fuck. His. Shit. Up.

Your a great person who has to deal with too much shit, Truean. Keep going.

Na, I already gave him his one chance. He'll try to pin it on me if I give him another one. Besides, I'm betting he already spent it.


Thanks guys....

[Skyrunner]

Why are there rules for that xD

Just don't accidentally mail potentially infectious cat shit

[Truean]

Why are there rules for that xD

Just don't accidentally mail potentially infectious cat shit

There's a different rule for that. Really, think about it for a second. How do you think all those blood, tissue and other samples get from the doctor or vet's office to the lab? But yes, I don't plan to.

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[Blargityblarg]

Why are there rules for that xD

Just don't accidentally mail potentially infectious cat shit

There's a different rule for that. Really, think about it for a second. How do you think all those blood, tissue and other samples get from the doctor or vet's office to the lab? But yes, I don't plan to.

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'I cannot interfere with the directives regarding mailing some dickbat less than half a litre of cat shit'

[JoshuaFH]

Man I feel stupid. All I wanted to do was call a business to confirm if they cut keys, and apparently I lost the ability to talk like a fucking human being at some point when the phone was ringing and made myself sound like a twat.

Godfuckingdamnitbrain.

[MaximumZero]

I'm seriously considering giving up at this whole "Make something of your life, MZ," pipe dream. With any luck, I'll pass two of the four classes I'm in this semester, and neither of them are programming. More likely, the only class I will pass this semester is Psychology, as I'm currently failing Math 119 (Applied Tech Math,) C++2 and Java. Procedural programming was fine, but the classes that I'm in now are doing things in the worst, most back-assward way possible. I'm not a professional programmer, but even I know that no one in the professional world uses Notepad to write code, and then compiles it from the console. It would be really nice to learn to use Netbeans or something useful. On top of that, every time someone tries to explain OOP to me, it feels like someone is just puking onto my brain. Feels like I'm never going to understand it.

My school does not offer any English/Writing/Journalism degrees, which I would be perfectly suited for, so I can't get into those programs. 

[Bauglir]

Any chance of pulling off a transfer?