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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9452670 times)

Realmfighter

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10170 on: August 17, 2010, 01:20:45 am »
100, and I AM GOD DAMN
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10171 on: August 17, 2010, 01:22:42 am »
Quote from: Blade_Train3r on August 17, 2010, 01:20:26 am
Got mugged by the world's most stupid mugger.
Details of mugger stupidity?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10172 on: August 17, 2010, 01:27:36 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on August 17, 2010, 01:22:42 am
Quote from: Blade_Train3r on August 17, 2010, 01:20:26 am
Got mugged by the world's most stupid mugger.
Details of mugger stupidity?

He didn't even ask for my wallet. And he made me take my SIM card out, which I suppose would be smart - if it wasn't a company phone and we didn't have all the serial numbers for the phones themselves to network block.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10173 on: August 17, 2010, 01:30:28 am »
Quote from: OmnipotentGrue on August 17, 2010, 12:49:26 am
My computer is being crazy. I don't know what happened, although I don't think Windows Explorer is starting. All I see is black. Luckily I can open the Task Manager, so I can do shit, but I don't currently have a desktop. Yay.

Fixed!
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10174 on: August 17, 2010, 01:35:23 am »
Quote from: Blade_Train3r on August 17, 2010, 01:27:36 am
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on August 17, 2010, 01:22:42 am
Quote from: Blade_Train3r on August 17, 2010, 01:20:26 am
Got mugged by the world's most stupid mugger.
Details of mugger stupidity?

He didn't even ask for my wallet. And he made me take my SIM card out, which I suppose would be smart - if it wasn't a company phone and we didn't have all the serial numbers for the phones themselves to network block.
But if he uses it, then the police can find his location and proceed with the beatings arrest the suspect in an orderly and legal manner.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10175 on: August 17, 2010, 01:37:51 am »
My cat is trying to break down my barricade again, it's scary.

oh god its moving the barricade

IT CAN SEE ME NOW ITS ALMOST IN NOOOOOOOOOO

oh fuck me fuck me it's staring into my soul

THE BARRICADE IS BREAKIIIINNNNG

OH MY FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT  HE RUNNING BACKWARDS UP THW ALL

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT HES GOING TO RAPE ME

FUCK I JUST SPLIT MY DRINK ALL OVER MYSELF WHEN HE RAMMED THE FUCKING WALL WHAT NOW HES HISSING AT SOMETHING   P

PLEASE DONT COME IN KITTY

I can hear it eating something down stairs, there's ripping noises and chewing.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2010, 01:46:52 am by ToonyMan »
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10176 on: August 17, 2010, 01:46:24 am »
FIX THE BARICADE MAN.

DONT FORGET TO PROTECT THE CROTCH
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10177 on: August 17, 2010, 02:51:53 am »
The most difficult calf-birthing I've ever had to participate in.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10178 on: August 17, 2010, 04:49:44 am »
Quote from: Tack on August 17, 2010, 02:51:53 am
The most difficult calf-birthing I've ever had to participate in.
Were you the one giving birth to the calf? Because that would be pretty difficult.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10179 on: August 17, 2010, 04:53:09 am »
Quote from: Tack on August 17, 2010, 04:38:39 am
I don't get it. Did someone take a perfectly reasonable piece of information, and throw links in it?

They are the best spambots. For example, one of them taught me about the fall of Zhuge Liang.
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i had the elves bring me two tigermen, although i forgot to let them out of the cage and they died : ( i was sad : (

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10180 on: August 17, 2010, 04:55:16 am »
Quote from: Josephus on August 17, 2010, 04:53:09 am
Quote from: Tack on August 17, 2010, 04:38:39 am
I don't get it. Did someone take a perfectly reasonable piece of information, and throw links in it?

They are the best spambots. For example, one of them taught me about the fall of Zhuge Liang.

And how he wouldn't have fallen if he had wore some nifty Nikes!
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10181 on: August 17, 2010, 07:21:17 am »
Quote from: Taco Dan on August 17, 2010, 04:49:44 am
Quote from: Tack on August 17, 2010, 02:51:53 am
The most difficult calf-birthing I've ever had to participate in.
Were you the one giving birth to the calf? Because that would be pretty difficult.
I loled.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10182 on: August 17, 2010, 07:28:43 am »
Quote from: ToonyMan on August 17, 2010, 01:37:51 am
My cat is trying to break down my barricade again, it's scary.

oh god its moving the barricade

IT CAN SEE ME NOW ITS ALMOST IN NOOOOOOOOOO

oh fuck me fuck me it's staring into my soul

THE BARRICADE IS BREAKIIIINNNNG

OH MY FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT  HE RUNNING BACKWARDS UP THW ALL

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT HES GOING TO RAPE ME

FUCK I JUST SPLIT MY DRINK ALL OVER MYSELF WHEN HE RAMMED THE FUCKING WALL WHAT NOW HES HISSING AT SOMETHING   P

PLEASE DONT COME IN KITTY

I can hear it eating something down stairs, there's ripping noises and chewing.
Aww, don't be afraid of the kitty. Kitties are incapable of doing anything that is not cute. Yes, that includes killing things.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10183 on: August 17, 2010, 07:36:17 am »
Don't listen to dragnar, your feline compainion has come to bring you doom. This is the perfect time to panic like a madman on the internet.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #10184 on: August 17, 2010, 08:57:36 am »
Dragnar, Toony doesn't have a cat, he has a TIGER. Like all manly men, he calls it kitty most of the time, but like most men, he flips the f*ck out when it gets pissed off.

WATCH OUT TOONY THEY ALWAYS ATTACK FROM BEHIND!
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