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[KingofstarrySkies]

No, when I said bollocks, I meant lego, I'M NOT A BAD PERSON

and when i say man-toy i mean like
it doesn't matter how old ye are i guess?
oh go away

[ggamer]

and when i say man-toy i mean like
it doesn't matter how old ye are i guess?

my liege certainly it is improper to have these children fondling the objects on th-

PISS OFF DAAAAAAD IT'S MY LIFE I'LL LIVE IT HOW I BLOODY WELL PLEASE

[Spehss _]

I have a literal bookshelf filled with the bollocks.

*sweats*

Knees weak, arms are heavy?

Mom's vomit spaghetti on your sweater already?

[Bohandas]

I didn't mind the Lego Movie until it stepped back and revealed the whole thing with the humans. Then it was cringe-worthy.

I agree. That part was terribad.

[Bohandas]

The ending, or the "ending"? The "ending" was a setup for the plot of the sequel, which is coming out in three years.

Here's to hoping that Will Ferrell won't be in it.

i am okay

with all of these things
Also lego is best man-toy. Who gives a shit if you're 30? You just built a fucking city.

Then attacked it with Darth Vader.
god i'm a nerd

Don't worry, I'm a nerd too.

I've made stopmotions with LEGOS. Gods, a lot of them suck.

I'm sure they're all better than The Lego Movie's live-action scenes.

[Tawa]

...Okay. We get it. You have some kind of vendetta against Will Ferrell. Can you please stop? It's annoying.

[Yoink]

I agree with Tawarochir. [/signoftheendtimes]

[Bohandas]

...Okay. We get it. You have some kind of vendetta against Will Ferrell. Can you please stop? It's annoying.

It's not just Will Ferell - although he is annoying - the main issue is that the character he plays is completely unnecessary to the story and pretty much the worst way they could have resolved the movie. The casting issue was just insult on injury.

EDIT:
When you get down to it, the kid was unnecessary and annoying too, but he would have been acceptable if his role in the movie had been pared down to noticing that Emmet had fallen off of the table and putting him back into the lego world, End Scene. This is how the live action portion should[/i[ have played out, but for some reason the writers decided that they had to add a bunch of unfunny saccharine bullshit instead.

[KingofstarrySkies]

...But...

But that bit wasn't supposed to be funny.

[Tawa]

...and pretty much the worst way they could have resolved the movie.

The worst way, you say?

Spoiler: Heresy (click to show/hide)

Emmet falls into the abyss, never to be seen again.
Wyldstyle: No! Emmet! Please... come back...
Emmet flies back out of the abyss.
Emmet: I'm back.
Wyldstyle: But... how?
Emmet: The power of friendship!
NEXT SCENE: Emmet is inexplicably standing directly in front of Lord Business.
Emmet: Today, you meet your end!
Lord Business: Gya ha ha! You think you can defeat me... your own brother?
Emmet: Noooooooooooo!!!1!
Lord Business: Search your heart... you know it to be true.
Emmet wipes a tear from his eye.
Emmet: It... must be done.
Emmet engages in a fistfight with Lord Business. Lord Business is about to fall into the abyss.
Emmet: See you never.
Emmet kicks Lord Business. Lord Business falls into the abyss.
Lord Business: IT... WILL... NOT... BE... SO... EASY... NEXT... TIME!
Lord Business explodes into his components a la the LEGO licensed games.

THE END

There are significantly worse ways to end the film.

[Bohandas]

...But...

But that bit wasn't supposed to be funny.

Then it has no place in a comedy!

...and pretty much the worst way they could have resolved the movie.

The worst way, you say?

Spoiler: Heresy (click to show/hide)

Emmet falls into the abyss, never to be seen again.
Wyldstyle: No! Emmet! Please... come back...
Emmet flies back out of the abyss.
Emmet: I'm back.
Wyldstyle: But... how?
Emmet: The power of friendship!
NEXT SCENE: Emmet is inexplicably standing directly in front of Lord Business.
Emmet: Today, you meet your end!
Lord Business: Gya ha ha! You think you can defeat me... your own brother?
Emmet: Noooooooooooo!!!1!
Lord Business: Search your heart... you know it to be true.
Emmet wipes a tear from his eye.
Emmet: It... must be done.
Emmet engages in a fistfight with Lord Business. Lord Business is about to fall into the abyss.
Emmet: See you never.
Emmet kicks Lord Business. Lord Business falls into the abyss.
Lord Business: IT... WILL... NOT... BE... SO... EASY... NEXT... TIME!
Lord Business explodes into his components a la the LEGO licensed games.

THE END

There are significantly worse ways to end the film.

Can you name one?

[Yoink]

How 'bout a gratuitous Lego sex scene ala Team America?

[Tawa]

How 'bout a gratuitous Lego sex scene ala Team America?

-urk-
-gag-

* Tawarochir has died of shame.

-snip-
Can you name one?

I just wrote one.

[Spehss _]

I played guitar for probably an accumulated total of 5 or 6 hours today. Haven't really been keeping track. This is better than my past track record from the last months of maybe half an hour a day.

Course, I don't think I accomplished much but it's better than playing video games or sleeping in my free time.

[Bohandas]

-snip-
Can you name one?

I just wrote one.

That wasn't worse than the real ending. I'm not even being facetious; your ending is legitimately better.