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[KingofstarrySkies]

...But...

But that bit wasn't supposed to be funny.

Then it has no place in a comedy!

...and pretty much the worst way they could have resolved the movie.

The worst way, you say?

Spoiler: Heresy (click to show/hide)

Emmet falls into the abyss, never to be seen again.
Wyldstyle: No! Emmet! Please... come back...
Emmet flies back out of the abyss.
Emmet: I'm back.
Wyldstyle: But... how?
Emmet: The power of friendship!
NEXT SCENE: Emmet is inexplicably standing directly in front of Lord Business.
Emmet: Today, you meet your end!
Lord Business: Gya ha ha! You think you can defeat me... your own brother?
Emmet: Noooooooooooo!!!1!
Lord Business: Search your heart... you know it to be true.
Emmet wipes a tear from his eye.
Emmet: It... must be done.
Emmet engages in a fistfight with Lord Business. Lord Business is about to fall into the abyss.
Emmet: See you never.
Emmet kicks Lord Business. Lord Business falls into the abyss.
Lord Business: IT... WILL... NOT... BE... SO... EASY... NEXT... TIME!
Lord Business explodes into his components a la the LEGO licensed games.

THE END

There are significantly worse ways to end the film.

Can you name one?

So you say that a comedy must be a comedy and cannot contain anything but that?

[Arcvasti]

I just don't like breaking the fourth wall. That's my only real objection. I think the same point could have been made with the characters SYMBOLIZING the "conflict" between the kid and his dad and Emmett having a visiony thing and being picked up by the Hand and set back on the table without the live action part. And I would have liked that quite a bit better.

[Bohandas]

...But...

But that bit wasn't supposed to be funny.

Then it has no place in a comedy!

...and pretty much the worst way they could have resolved the movie.

The worst way, you say?

Spoiler: Heresy (click to show/hide)

Emmet falls into the abyss, never to be seen again.
Wyldstyle: No! Emmet! Please... come back...
Emmet flies back out of the abyss.
Emmet: I'm back.
Wyldstyle: But... how?
Emmet: The power of friendship!
NEXT SCENE: Emmet is inexplicably standing directly in front of Lord Business.
Emmet: Today, you meet your end!
Lord Business: Gya ha ha! You think you can defeat me... your own brother?
Emmet: Noooooooooooo!!!1!
Lord Business: Search your heart... you know it to be true.
Emmet wipes a tear from his eye.
Emmet: It... must be done.
Emmet engages in a fistfight with Lord Business. Lord Business is about to fall into the abyss.
Emmet: See you never.
Emmet kicks Lord Business. Lord Business falls into the abyss.
Lord Business: IT... WILL... NOT... BE... SO... EASY... NEXT... TIME!
Lord Business explodes into his components a la the LEGO licensed games.

THE END

There are significantly worse ways to end the film.

Can you name one?

So you say that a comedy must be a comedy and cannot contain anything but that?

It can have parts that aren't funny, but to be truly good it can't have anything that's even a little bit serious.

[Itnetlolor]

Found this nifty thing. Tune it to your mood to play the right kind of music that works with it.

[WillowLuman]

Found this nifty thing. Tune it to your mood to play the right kind of music that works with it.

How do you tell what mood it's set to? Like, 0-10 happiness scale or something?

[Itnetlolor]

Found this nifty thing. Tune it to your mood to play the right kind of music that works with it.

How do you tell what mood it's set to? Like, 0-10 happiness scale or something?

It basically goes:
1-5 Chill (1-3 played some nice classic rock)
5-10 Jam (4-7 being Hip-Hop mostly, 10 mostly being dubstep/Skrillex, so far (maybe some metal). Surprisingly good tracks picked so far.)

So higher number, more intensity to the music.

[rabidgam3r]

Middle of the night. Mom walks into my room. I have the faintest feeling I'm going to be chewed out for something.
She holds out a box of vanilla wafers.

These dank-ass things are the best motherfucking cookies I ever done ate

[4maskwolf]

Can someone explain the new title...?

[WillowLuman]

Janet put more pictures in the OP. And good to see you again!

[Itnetlolor]

Spoiler: Also came across something that looks right out of a video game (click to show/hide)

Unfortunately, it's not for puncturing craters within craters of your victim target; it's a fire extinguisher that uses jet engines and fire hoses (at maximum pressure) to blow out oil fires. It works, and is equally awesome. Also would make for a good eco-medical/eco-engineering unit (for putting out giant fires (or flooding buildings inside-out, while leaving a giant hole behind)) in a C&C or Civ-style game.

EDIT EDIT:
Re-engineered, it would make for one hell of a flame/napalm-thrower. Awesome, but impractical; unless you're up against the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man or a frost golem, The Blob (classic horror movie creature), or a water elemental.

EDIT:
Hell, this actually inspires me to do some art again (I used to have ideas like this, or looked like this all the time), and be more serious about it.

[Orange Wizard]

Can someone explain the new title...?

It's something about anthropomorphic battleship tits.

[Yoink]

Can someone explain the new title...?

BOOBS

[itisnotlogical]

I couldn't make myself get off the computer to do my homework, so I just grabbed all my homework and set it up in front of the computer. Surprisingly comfy.

[WillowLuman]

Janet put more pictures in the OP. And good to see you again!

This was in explanation to 4maskwolf's question, BTW. I don't look at the OP, because giant images slay browsers.

[Yoink]

Re-reading You Are King.