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[Sirus]

A bandit who intentionally sets himself on fire and runs at you. His special move is to tackle you and burn you. Every turn he has to roll. If he fails, he dies because he's on fucking fire.

I really like the concept. It's even better then the one in Borderlands because it acknowledges the tactic is insane.

There is an enemy in Far Cry 3 that is essentially this. They don't set themselves on fire intentionally, but because they're covered in molotovs and extremely drunk because they drink most of them, anything but a headshot results in them bursting into flames and running at you.

They're a very interesting enemy out of that as well, since they are also too drunk to have any concept of Danger Close, and will gleefully set you, their friends, your friends, wild animals, plant life, and unfortunately placed buildings on fire as they constantly throw molotovs without any regard for anyone's safety.

On that note, Far Cry 3 is an amazing game.

My dad picked that up the other day. Can't wait until he declares himself "done" with it so I can give it a whirl.

[Fniff]

A bandit who intentionally sets himself on fire and runs at you. His special move is to tackle you and burn you. Every turn he has to roll. If he fails, he dies because he's on fucking fire.

I really like the concept. It's even better then the one in Borderlands because it acknowledges the tactic is insane.

There is an enemy in Far Cry 3 that is essentially this. They don't set themselves on fire intentionally, but because they're covered in molotovs and extremely drunk because they drink most of them, anything but a headshot results in them bursting into flames and running at you.

They're a very interesting enemy out of that as well, since they are also too drunk to have any concept of Danger Close, and will gleefully set you, their friends, your friends, wild animals, plant life, and unfortunately placed buildings on fire as they constantly throw molotovs without any regard for anyone's safety.

On that note, Far Cry 3 is an amazing game.

Funnily enough, I have another bandit that's similar, one who uses molotovs, pipe bombs and grenade launchers. The ones who set themselves on fire are meant to be exact opposites in technique. I'm personally looking forward to showing them off. I wonder who's going to be more freaked out: the other, saner bandits or the players. Far Cry 3 apparently combined them.

I must try Far Cry 3 out. It sounds like a good game. I like the spiraling insanity idea behind it: it sounds like my kinda gig.

[Pyre]

Going to see Lindsey Stirling on the 3rd. *girlish squee*

[Aptus]

Going to see Lindsey Stirling on the 3rd. *girlish squee*

Oooh I am jelly! Hope she performs Shadows.

[Truean]

Have a second interview with an accounting firm. Please.... Please....

I hate being an attorney. It is a soul and wallet sucking hell the likes of which I will never fully tell you.

My "boss" or rather the attorney I am doing some jobs for, is suggesting I start yelling right back at the clients, because "you're not half bad at it." [sigh]

Numbers, numbers I can deal with. People, are god damn crazy.

Please let me get this job. I'll never step foot in another courthouse so long as I live if I do. Please.

Also, god, hi, I know I've been actively ignoring you and pissing you off for a while if several people are to believed (gay), but give me the grace not to laugh my ass off when the interviewer asks me, "But why would you ever want to stop being a lawyer...?"

[Sirus]

I'll never step foot in another courthouse so long as I live if I do.

Except for jury duty

[Truean]

I'll never step foot in another courthouse so long as I live if I do.

Except for jury duty

I'm not registered to vote and I never will be

[Sirus]

I'll never step foot in another courthouse so long as I live if I do.

Except for jury duty

I'm not registered to vote and I never will be

You have bested me, lady

[Lagslayer]

I'll never step foot in another courthouse so long as I live if I do.

Except for jury duty

I'm not registered to vote and I never will be

You have bested me, lady

Actually, that particular rule varies by region.

[10ebbor10]

Also, god, hi, I know I've been actively ignoring you and pissing you off for a while if several people are to believed (gay), but give me the grace not to laugh my ass off when the interviewer asks me, "But why would you ever want to stop being a lawyer...?"

Don't worry, He Forgives thee.

(Forgiveness credits remaining: 489)

[Sirus]

I'll never step foot in another courthouse so long as I live if I do.

Except for jury duty

I'm not registered to vote and I never will be

You have bested me, lady

Actually, that particular rule varies by region.

Yeah, but if Truean's never been called in before, it's unlikely that she will in the future.

I, on the other hand, have been called in twice, made it to the actual courtroom twice. Never got chosen to serve though.

[Vector]

I. . . almost sigged that.

[Gunner-Chan]

I'm just gonna leave this here.

[Aklyon]

Wat.

[Sirus]

Bahahahaha.