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[Tellemurius]

Old cat is sitting in my lap. Her ears are so leathery and smooth and she doesn't mind at all if I rub them. And she's got like the softest fur ever, so that's a bonus.

Vorthon is now a crazy cat guy, RUN FUR YER LIVES

[Vorthon]

Crap! My cover's blown!

* Vorthon flees to his fortress of cats

[RedWarrior0]

Go, hide in your silly fortress of cats...

Mentlegen, bring out the catnip. All the catnip.

[Azthor]

Old cat is sitting in my lap. Her ears are so leathery and smooth and she doesn't mind at all if I rub them. And she's got like the softest fur ever, so that's a bonus.

I know how it feels, I have a 22 pounds siamese on my lap right now.

[Tellemurius]

Old cat is sitting in my lap. Her ears are so leathery and smooth and she doesn't mind at all if I rub them. And she's got like the softest fur ever, so that's a bonus.

I know how it feels, I have a 22 pounds siamese on my lap right now.

dude, thats one fat cat

[penguinofhonor]

getting a cat soon

this will be the best thing

[Scelly9]

I have two cats, one is named Pepe The Flying Thunderbolt. It is a nice cat.

[Vorthon]

...How the hell did it earn a name like that?

Also, whilst on the topic of cats, Two lumps.

[Azthor]

Old cat is sitting in my lap. Her ears are so leathery and smooth and she doesn't mind at all if I rub them. And she's got like the softest fur ever, so that's a bonus.

I know how it feels, I have a 22 pounds siamese on my lap right now.

dude, thats one fat cat

You only say that because you haven't seen the maine coon.

[Vorthon]

OHMYGOD I love maine coons. They are fucking awesome. So floofy. And not a prissy kind of floofy either.

[RedKing]

Crap! My cover's blown!

* Vorthon flees to his fortress of cats

And then Vorthon fell prey to the insidious lagmonster, never to be seen again. People sometimes claim to see an image of him, frozen and waiting for unsuspecting souls to power him enough to move another frame.

[Nadaka]

22lbs?

That is nothing.

Yumyum was spherical.

Had to arch his back to get his belly off the ground.

That is what happens when you put 3 bowls of cat food in a corner for 3 cats,
and one of them is wide enough to block access to all 3 bowls.

[Lagslayer]

22lbs?

That is nothing.

Yumyum was spherical.

Had to arch his back to get his belly off the ground.

That is what happens when you put 3 bowls of cat food in a corner for 3 cats,
and one of them is wide enough to block access to all 3 bowls.

Why did it take so long to figure it out? Or did you wake up and suddenly the cat was 25 pounds heavier?

[Dutchling]

My cat weighs around 6 pounds, if I get this while kg => pounds thing correct.

[Nadaka]

22lbs?

That is nothing.

Yumyum was spherical.

Had to arch his back to get his belly off the ground.

That is what happens when you put 3 bowls of cat food in a corner for 3 cats,
and one of them is wide enough to block access to all 3 bowls.

Why did it take so long to figure it out? Or did you wake up and suddenly the cat was 25 pounds heavier?

You would have to ask my step fathers mother. Knowing her, it was probably stubbornness.