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[MagmaMcFry]

Dammit, I must be immune.

[Skyrunner]

So many cats <3

[MaximumZero]

I'm very excited! Nervous, but mostly very excited!

I'm one step closer to this nightmare being over.

[Truean]

Someone was abusing the best conference room at the office building shared by several different buildings. She was using it as a waiting room, and therefore keeping everybody else from using it. Her responses were a.) nobody else is using it, and b.) it isn't like anybody's gonna stop me. Wrong on both. a.) Nobody's using it cause you are... all the time. b.) You clearly don't know how it works around here....

So we basically just put up a sign that said one of the businesses rented out the conference room exclusively and that it was no longer available.... Landlord agreed; it was hilarious.

It's not rented out, but she doesn't know that. That'll keep Ms. Best Conference Room Monopolizer outta the best conference room for a bit.

[Xantalos]

Apparently mlp fim season 3 is out. FINALLY SOME (new) GOOD TV...ON YOUTUBE

ARGH! Initiate 6 week MLP blackout. Cannot be distracted 6 weeks from the end of school forever.

Never mind that, false alarm. It'll be a while before I wonder what pony flesh tastes like.

Surprisingly tasty, actually.

Yumyumyum! Plus imagining the taste keeps my mind off imagining how delicious their screams would be as I pulled their skin off...
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But enough about me! Completely non planned subject change!

No, they wouldn't last long enough. You want pain, not instant death.

So what you do is this.

Cut through their skull. They won't feel anything to that. Then, in between the skull and the brain is a tissue that has /all/ the pain receptors. Just poke that. Wait until they go into shock from the pain. Stop. When they recover, rinse and repeat.

Ooh, thanks! That's going in my book. *scribble*

[Blargityblarg]

Someone was abusing the best conference room at the office building shared by several different buildings. She was using it as a waiting room, and therefore keeping everybody else from using it. Her responses were a.) nobody else is using it, and b.) it isn't like anybody's gonna stop me. Wrong on both. a.) Nobody's using it cause you are... all the time. b.) You clearly don't know how it works around here....

So we basically just put up a sign that said one of the businesses rented out the conference room exclusively and that it was no longer available.... Landlord agreed; it was hilarious.

It's not rented out, but she doesn't know that. That'll keep Ms. Best Conference Room Monopolizer outta the best conference room for a bit.

Direct any clients who you need to wait to her office. Don't give either party any forewarning.

[MagmaMcFry]

-squick pyramid-

You know, I'd rather appreciate if you'd stop endangering the happy thread.

[Truean]

Someone was abusing the best conference room at the office building shared by several different buildings. She was using it as a waiting room, and therefore keeping everybody else from using it. Her responses were a.) nobody else is using it, and b.) it isn't like anybody's gonna stop me. Wrong on both. a.) Nobody's using it cause you are... all the time. b.) You clearly don't know how it works around here....

So we basically just put up a sign that said one of the businesses rented out the conference room exclusively and that it was no longer available.... Landlord agreed; it was hilarious.

It's not rented out, but she doesn't know that. That'll keep Ms. Best Conference Room Monopolizer outta the best conference room for a bit.

Direct any clients who you need to wait to her office. Don't give either party any forewarning.

While arguably hilarious (if you're on the outside looking in), I dunno how practical that'd be.

[Xantalos]

-squick pyramid-

You know, I'd rather appreciate if you'd stop endangering the happy thread.

True. So for a rerail, I woke up feeling completely refreshed today.

[Hanslanda]

Someone was abusing the best conference room at the office building shared by several different buildings. She was using it as a waiting room, and therefore keeping everybody else from using it. Her responses were a.) nobody else is using it, and b.) it isn't like anybody's gonna stop me. Wrong on both. a.) Nobody's using it cause you are... all the time. b.) You clearly don't know how it works around here....

So we basically just put up a sign that said one of the businesses rented out the conference room exclusively and that it was no longer available.... Landlord agreed; it was hilarious.

It's not rented out, but she doesn't know that. That'll keep Ms. Best Conference Room Monopolizer outta the best conference room for a bit.

Direct any clients who you need to wait to her office. Don't give either party any forewarning.

While arguably hilarious (if you're on the outside looking in), I dunno how practical that'd be.

Hehe, only send the clients nobody wants and whom are exceptionally... Abrasive to her office. Send the good clients to a real waiting room.

[miauw62]

So basically, send all the clients to her office?

[Mego]

So basically, send all the clients to her office?

Yeah, I was about to ask Hans if he had ever worked at a law firm.

[Hanslanda]

So basically, send all the clients to her office?

Yeah, I was about to ask Hans if he had ever worked at a law firm.

Hans flips burgers and bags groceries. I saw a law firm once, does that count?

[Mego]

So basically, send all the clients to her office?

Yeah, I was about to ask Hans if he had ever worked at a law firm.

Hans flips burgers and bags groceries. I saw a law firm once, does that count?

Boston Legal does not count.

Actually it totally counts.

[Vorthon]

Old cat is sitting in my lap. Her ears are so leathery and smooth and she doesn't mind at all if I rub them. And she's got like the softest fur ever, so that's a bonus.