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[Mego]

I met a cool guy through a mutual friend of ours. The first thing I noticed about him was that his shirt said Dragon Army. Yes, that Dragon Army.

I MUST HAVE ONE.

Did I ever tell you that my parents do custom t-shirts and are starving for cash? No? Well, it's true.

I would totally buy one from them, if I had any idea what I wanted on the t-shirt.

[Hanslanda]

I need to add Whiskey, Bourbon and Tequila. Then, I'll be drinking Voltron.

;_; so.....beautiful

Make Jello shots of various colors. Slice them up and put them in shot glasses according to ROYGBIV. Drink two in quick succession. Puke double rainbows all the way across the sky.

You sir, are amazing. Once I'm allowed to drink again, I must ask you to be my booze sensei.

[MaximumZero]

I need to add Whiskey, Bourbon and Tequila. Then, I'll be drinking Voltron.

;_; so.....beautiful

Make Jello shots of various colors. Slice them up and put them in shot glasses according to ROYGBIV. Drink two in quick succession. Puke double rainbows all the way across the sky.

You sir, are amazing. Once I'm allowed to drink again, I must ask you to be my booze sensei.

Well, I did run a bar (that I turned into a 3 star restaurant) for a while. Is there anyone better?

[Hanslanda]

... A true dwarf? I think they're extinct though, because humans hate competition AND fun.

[MaximumZero]

... A true dwarf? I think they're extinct though, because humans hate competition AND fun.

Fucking Us. Fuck those guys.

[Hanslanda]

That's okay, you're short, badass, and you REALLY like booze. You might as well be a dwarf. Except for the beard thing.

[MaximumZero]

That's okay, you're short, badass, and you REALLY like booze. You might as well be a dwarf. Except for the beard thing.

I have a mostly-beard right now. Also, many dorfs have clean shaven cheeks. So nyah.

[Hanslanda]

This is true. And I have literally no facial hair yet, because my ancestry is a good part American Indian.

[MaximumZero]

This is true. And I have literally no facial hair yet, because my ancestry is a good part American Indian.

Doesn't stop me. Cherokee, bitches! HIYIYIYIYIYI!

^{_{That's goddamn hilarious, but only because I'm drunk, I'm sure.}}

[Hanslanda]

You're lucky. And older than me, I'm guessing. Probably 35 or so. I've got a little while to grow a beard. And my family has a lot of Souix in them. In addition to German, English, and a wee bit of French.

[MaximumZero]

I'll be 29 on the 25th.

Thought derail: I'm so glad I picked the name I did. Maximum is the best modifier. It can be applied to anything to make it awesome!

Dude 1: Are you drunk?
Dude 2: Nope. I'm MaximumDrunk!
Dude 1: Duuuuuude!

[Hanslanda]

MaximumFacepunch is now your Called Attack. And you're a bit younger than I thought, but still 50% older than me.

[MaximumZero]

MaximumFacepunch is now your Called Attack.

It's like a Falcon Punch, but with less flames and more face.

[Hanslanda]

The aftermath looks like this:

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Except the text should read, "I hit it WITH the fist of an angry god."

[MaximumZero]

The aftermath looks like this:

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Except the text should read, "I hit it WITH the fist of an angry god."

I don't believe in any gods! ;_;

Alright, on that note, it's sleep time, before I get in too much trouble. Good night, B12. Thank you Detroit! Good night!