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[kaijyuu]

Now you have no excuse to hate everyone everywhere.

Yeah I do, I don't click on links to cracked because they make up most of the stuff anyways. It's like a giant wall of movie text "based on true stories."

:|

Your move humanity.

/hug

[Sirus]

Now you have no excuse to hate everyone everywhere.

Yeah I do, I don't click on links to cracked because they make up most of the stuff anyways. It's like a giant wall of movie text "based on true stories."

:|

Your move humanity.

/hug

/megahug

[Bauglir]

Not even genetic engineering could make me a pegasus.

_{^{No matter how much I want one.}}

By the point it allows us to create lifeforms according to arbitrary specifications, it could. Mind, it still wouldn't be able to fly.

[Sirus]

Not even genetic engineering could make me a pegasus.

_{^{No matter how much I want one.}}

By the point it allows us to create lifeforms according to arbitrary specifications, it could. Mind, it still wouldn't be able to fly.

Perhaps by that point, we'll have anti-gravity motors small enough to fit inside lifeforms. Then the dream would come true.

[kaijyuu]

Yeah, what I really want is a flying horse. One with decorative wings would be cool, but not awesome.

[Loud Whispers]

Yeah, what I really want is a flying horse. One with decorative wings would be cool, but not awesome.

No, sky shark

Also
/hugs

[MagmaMcFry]

Yeah, what I really want is a flying horse. One with decorative wings would be cool, but not awesome.

If you do get one, make sure to dye it blue, attach a radio, and have it play the Nyan Cat theme at full volume.

[MaximumZero]

I had a moment of hilarity on toribash, where I ripped my own arm off.

ah, ragdoll physics and ineptitude mix together hilariously!

I love Toribash! I'm OasisZero (Green belt).

Let's face it: We need to improve genetic engineering, so we can bring back animals that have gone extinct. Or at least decent approximations. Also, I want miniaturized versions of big animals. Because.

I wonder what dodo wings would be like?

[Jervill]

Optimistic, uplifting media really puts me in a good mood even after a relatively stressful day of getting back into the swing of things.

Also, Norwegian and English share an interestingly high number of cognates.

[Heron TSG]

Toribash is great, though I don't play it much anymore. My favorite fight involved me kicking my own head off so hard that it slammed into the other guy and knocked him down before I hit the ground, causing me to actually win.

[Hanslanda]

Optimistic, uplifting media really puts me in a good mood even after a relatively stressful day of getting back into the swing of things.

Also, Norwegian and English share an interestingly high number of cognates.

But Cracked doesn't count apparently! :/

So here is this:
Scroll down to the Real Life section.

[Jervill]

I have no problem with the Cracked article you linked, that was LW.  I think I've read that article before, however.

[Hanslanda]

I know you didn't. I figured I might as well put something everyone can appreciate out there.

[Xantalos]

I got this from Cracked, but it's legit.

[Hanslanda]

I got this from Cracked, but it's legit.

I feel like you're selling me drugs with the way that is phrased.