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[armeggedonCounselor]

The TVTropes link was evil. I've got 5 tabs open from that site right now.

[Xantalos]

I got this from Cracked, but it's legit.

I feel like you're selling me drugs with the way that is phrased.

...The name doesn't help either. How's this? "I heard about this inspiring story through Cracked, an American humor site, but unlike some of the content uploaded to the site, it is completely true."

[Aklyon]

The TVTropes link was evil. I've got 5 tabs open from that site right now.

Your point is blunted by your minimal tab count.

[Xantalos]

The TVTropes link was evil. I've got 5 tabs open from that site right now.

Your point is blunted by your minimal tab count.

Indeed. Only 5 tabs?! Bow before my 56 open tabs! (This happened once, not now. Otherwise I couldn't post this without it loading for ~8 years.)

[Frumple]

Mumble mumble people reminding Frumple this shitty browser can only have open nine tabs... less than that if I don't want it to eat up the shitpad's RAM and start making everything crash. I'm used to a hunnerd or so tabs open being a slow day. Think I topped off at two fifty, iirc. Easier than bookmarks. Being so limited is like what I imagine losing a limb feels like. Or at least some important fingers or something.

Fie on thee all. One day, Frumple will have a decent computer. And then! Then! Two hundred fifty tabs per browser window. Four or five browser windows. And then a couple hundred more open in other browsers. RAM can suck my whirring CPU and blow my motherboard's dusty frame.

E: As for loading, loading is non-issue if you never close the browser or turn off the computer (hibernation is fine~)

[Hanslanda]

Mumble mumble people reminding Frumple this shitty browser can only have open nine tabs... less than that if I don't want it to eat up the shitpad's RAM and start making everything crash. I'm used to a hunnerd or so tabs open being a slow day. Think I topped off at two fifty, iirc. Easier than bookmarks. Being so limited is like what I imagine losing a limb feels like. Or at least some important fingers or something.

Fie on thee all. One day, Frumple will have a decent computer. And then! Then! Two hundred fifty tabs per browser window. Four or five browser windows. And then a couple hundred more open in other browsers. RAM can suck my whirring CPU and blow my motherboard's dusty frame.

You may have a bit of an addiction, Frumple. Might wanna get that checked out.

[Aklyon]

So, did your old computer break or something, Frumple?

[Frumple]

Addicted to laziness, mebbe. It does take a while for it to start hitting critical mass. Usually four or five fanfic hunts, plus misc other browsing. So a month, maybe two. Don't turn off the computer and only close a tab when you can't use it for anything else and things... start to add up. Just a titch. Wee bit.

Laptop (last computer) did... sorta'. It still turns on, just turns itself back off about the time it hits the desktop. Pretty massive annoyance, and obviously impossible to get anything done like that. Thing's six or seven years old though, iirc, and secondhand to boot. About time for a keel over, bleh.

[Aklyon]

I've got a seven year old laptop that works fine somewhere around here.

As long as you don't unplug it, don't try to use anything more stressful than google sketchup, and have all of the patience ever.

[Karnewarrior]

Reading TVTropes 1 tab at a time LIKE A BAWS.

Most of the time I barely glance at the pages now, I've likely already read them. I seem to have hit all the big ones already and read through all the sections I care about (Fanworks, Literature, Web Originals, and Real Life).

[alway]

Not even genetic engineering could make me a pegasus.

_{^{No matter how much I want one.}}

By the point it allows us to create lifeforms according to arbitrary specifications, it could. Mind, it still wouldn't be able to fly.

You people are thinking too down to earth here. They may be able to fly in the dome of a moon colony.

[kaijyuu]

But then *I* could fly with some paper wings and flapping my arms, and then why would I need a flying horse?

[Duke 2.0]

Cue video of cats and birds being released on vomit comets and seeing them spazz out from the lack of gravity.

[Hanslanda]

Reading TVTropes 1 tab at a time LIKE A BAWS.

Most of the time I barely glance at the pages now, I've likely already read them. I seem to have hit all the big ones already and read through all the sections I care about (Fanworks, Literature, Web Originals, and Real Life).

Phones with internet for the ONE PAGE WIN!

[Phantom of The Library]

Reading TVTropes 1 tab at a time LIKE A BAWS.

Ur doin' it wrong.