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[MaximumZero]

Holy balls, I just watched Starcrash. The first half was so bad it was fuckin' rad. The second half was so bad that I almost couldn't bear to keep going. And then David Hasselhoff light-saber fenced a pair of stop motion robots. And then a ship shot golden torpedoes through the windows of another ship that each contained a pair of 'gun-ray' wielding shiny-spandex-clad soldiers that jumped out and started shooting at the black-latex evil soldiers while the evil spacecount in the opera cape cackled. And there was a rad robot sheriff with a Spaghetti Western accent named Elle who was the only character I actually liked.

What in the unholy bollocks...how have I never seen this!?

[armeggedonCounselor]

Holy balls, I just watched Starcrash. The first half was so bad it was fuckin' rad. The second half was so bad that I almost couldn't bear to keep going. And then David Hasselhoff light-saber fenced a pair of stop motion robots. And then a ship shot golden torpedoes through the windows of another ship that each contained a pair of 'gun-ray' wielding shiny-spandex-clad soldiers that jumped out and started shooting at the black-latex evil soldiers while the evil spacecount in the opera cape cackled. And there was a rad robot sheriff with a Spaghetti Western accent named Elle who was the only character I actually liked.

It almost sounds like Spaceballs, except not intentionally bad.

[Siquo]

Holy balls, I just watched Starcrash. The first half was so bad it was fuckin' rad. The second half was so bad that I almost couldn't bear to keep going. And then David Hasselhoff light-saber fenced a pair of stop motion robots. And then a ship shot golden torpedoes through the windows of another ship that each contained a pair of 'gun-ray' wielding shiny-spandex-clad soldiers that jumped out and started shooting at the black-latex evil soldiers while the evil spacecount in the opera cape cackled. And there was a rad robot sheriff with a Spaghetti Western accent named Elle who was the only character I actually liked.

What in the unholy bollocks...how have I never seen this!?

QFT


Mate icetea makes me happy.

[Aklyon]

So, you know the Uplay stuff from yesterday? Firefox does not approve of its shenanigans.

Putting it here because it gave me a laugh.

[Loud Whispers]

So, you know the Uplay stuff from yesterday? Firefox does not approve of its shenanigans.

Putting it here because it gave me a laugh.

There is Karmic beauty in all of this

[miauw62]

So, you know the Uplay stuff from yesterday? Firefox does not approve of its shenanigans.

Putting it here because it gave me a laugh.

Free cheescake factory

Best malware name ever.


EDIT:
I am slightly amused about the fact that i can change the color of some small lamps on my new mouse that should usually be covered by my fingers anyway.

[scriver]

I searched for my name in the Out of Context Thread. Damn, I am awesome and funny. I'm going to create a new self esteem issue therapy where people can look up their own names in Out of Context threads. I especially like how I managed to kill this thread with sheer awesomenessitude, especially since I usually feel I kill threads with boringness.

I am also completely full of myself right now, but I don't care. Suffer my self-admiration!

[Heron TSG]

Heh, firebug is supposedly blocked. I suppose I should stop downloading the updates?

Holy balls, I just watched Starcrash. The first half was so bad it was fuckin' rad. The second half was so bad that I almost couldn't bear to keep going. And then David Hasselhoff light-saber fenced a pair of stop motion robots. And then a ship shot golden torpedoes through the windows of another ship that each contained a pair of 'gun-ray' wielding shiny-spandex-clad soldiers that jumped out and started shooting at the black-latex evil soldiers while the evil spacecount in the opera cape cackled. And there was a rad robot sheriff with a Spaghetti Western accent named Elle who was the only character I actually liked.

What in the unholy bollocks...how have I never seen this!?

QFT

It's on Netflix's instant play list, if you're interested.

Spoiler: Damn Joe Spinell makes a good evil spacecount. (click to show/hide)

[Jervill]

The most recent xkcd what-if Robot Apocalypse.

[RedKing]

The most recent xkcd what-if Robot Apocalypse.

Good, but not half as awesome as the mole of moles. God help us all if Randall and Tarn ever joined forces.

[Sirus]

The most recent xkcd what-if Robot Apocalypse.

and this is why I love xkcd

Honestly, I find these what-ifs to be an order of magnitude better than the actual comic.

[FearfulJesuit]

Heh, firebug is supposedly blocked. I suppose I should stop downloading the updates?

Holy balls, I just watched Starcrash. The first half was so bad it was fuckin' rad. The second half was so bad that I almost couldn't bear to keep going. And then David Hasselhoff light-saber fenced a pair of stop motion robots. And then a ship shot golden torpedoes through the windows of another ship that each contained a pair of 'gun-ray' wielding shiny-spandex-clad soldiers that jumped out and started shooting at the black-latex evil soldiers while the evil spacecount in the opera cape cackled. And there was a rad robot sheriff with a Spaghetti Western accent named Elle who was the only character I actually liked.

What in the unholy bollocks...how have I never seen this!?

QFT

It's on Netflix's instant play list, if you're interested.

Spoiler: Damn Joe Spinell makes a good evil spacecount. (click to show/hide)

Also,

IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP...HALT THE FLOW OF TIME!


...was anybody else here introduced to this at Carlisle?

[jetex1911]

Well, I had a dream last night.  I haven't had a dream for a while, but that's not the weird part: I was dreaming of playing Dishonored.  And boy, if my dreams are one to judge by, it's gonna be a blast! 

[RedKing]

Is that the really bad Italian sci-fi ripoff of Star Wars? With the guy who leaps into every scene?

Oh...wait, maybe that was a different bad Italian sci-fi movie. I'm confused...I thought I'd seen Starcrash, but the plot as described on Wikipedia doesn't fully ring a bell. The evil count and the robot who doesn't even look like a robot and the laser swordfighting does, but David Hasselhoff doesn't. Plus the one I remember started on Earth, I think.

[MaximumZero]

The most recent xkcd what-if Robot Apocalypse.

and this is why I love xkcd

Honestly, I find these what-ifs to be an order of magnitude better than the actual comic.

You are not the only one, ser.