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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15782310 times)

scriver

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17745 on: August 23, 2010, 10:27:43 am »

But anyway, I think Jackrabbit was meaning that scriver was so inexperienced that he would somehow MANAGE to be eaten by a bull- even though it's technically a physical impossibility although it HAS happened before.
Born and bred on the countryside like I am, I have to contend such vicious accusations. Not only would I not get eaten, but would in fact have my dogs over for barbecue the following evening.

I've seen what happens when a bull goes against a car.

that car has no chance.

Reminds me of this sign, oft found alongside roads in Newfoundland.

Don't hit a moose. You'll spook the poor thing! And probably destroy your car and seriously injure yourself while it shrugs, wondering what bumped it, and wanders off aimlessly.
And if they smash through the window, you'll be lucky to not have them kick your throat open/off.

On a slightly related note, while I feel sorry for those injured at this event, I can't help but think that's a damn smart bull.  Probably explains why they generally stick to artificial insemination from just a few bulls now.
Except for the kids, I can't feel sorry for them at all. Bullfighting is one of the few things I have no sympathy for at all. If you enjoy seeing bulls (or any animals, for that matter) tortured to death, then fine; I'm going to hope you get one of those horns jammed through your jaw.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17746 on: August 23, 2010, 10:41:34 am »

I've never liked blood sports. If you're going to kill something, do it quick.
Then give it to me so I can eat it :3
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17747 on: August 23, 2010, 10:46:17 am »

I'd have no problem with bullfighting if they just gave the poor things a chance. With severed neck muscles, they can't do all that much. Now, if it were a puny human with the same weapons vs. a huge and violent bull that could crush them underhoof, then it would be about a fair match. You'd see alot more dead humans, but they did choose to become bullfighters.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17748 on: August 23, 2010, 10:56:55 am »

I'd have no problem with bullfighting if they just gave the poor things a chance. With severed neck muscles, they can't do all that much. Now, if it were a puny human with the same weapons vs. a huge and violent bull that could crush them underhoof, then it would be about a fair match. You'd see alot more dead humans, but they did choose to become bullfighters.
It'd still have a problem, to be honest.
I had a problem with fox hunting in this country. You can't even eat them, and the only places where foxes are a problem is actually in our cities.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17749 on: August 23, 2010, 11:39:54 am »

This why I only hunt chihuahuas. With a spork. It's roughly a fair fight.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17750 on: August 23, 2010, 11:45:19 am »

Such bravado from you, fighting the dread chihuahua with nothing more than the utinsil of the future.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17751 on: August 23, 2010, 11:45:55 am »

New Patapon game soon! Yay!
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17752 on: August 23, 2010, 11:46:47 am »

This why I only hunt chihuahuas. With a spork. It's roughly a fair fight.
That's ok because I hate chihuahuas.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #17753 on: August 23, 2010, 11:48:11 am »

There are French toasts in front of me.

Holy crap breakfast man.

Shits awesome.
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« Reply #17754 on: August 23, 2010, 11:54:50 am »

I had Christmas pudding for breakfast once.
High point of my life.
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« Reply #17755 on: August 23, 2010, 11:56:28 am »

I always have lemon meringue pie for breakfast, when my mom makes it...

Also, today it's crepes :3  Delicious, pliant, wonderful crepes ~
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« Reply #17756 on: August 23, 2010, 11:59:17 am »

I gazed upon the wonderfulness that is Vector's avatar.

seriously, those things are delicious.
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« Reply #17757 on: August 23, 2010, 12:25:47 pm »

You all know Vector has the best avatars.
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« Reply #17758 on: August 23, 2010, 12:26:36 pm »

Waking up late and having Sunday roast for breakfast is also ossum.
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« Reply #17759 on: August 23, 2010, 12:31:10 pm »

You all know Vector has the best avatars.

Haha, morning made =)  Thanks, dudes.
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