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[Rose]

Wait... I think my brother might have been bit. he's showing bull like qualities.

is there anything I can do?

[Realmfighter]

Get a cattle prod.

You should already have one, but i digress.

[Jackrabbit]

Aye, he has the right of it. Shove it right up the man's Geneva Convention and shock him to hell and back.

[Rose]

also, what about oxen, do they have the same effect?

[nenjin]

Aye, he has the right of it. Shove it right up the man's Geneva Convention and shock him to hell and back.

If he's already becoming Bam though, he's going to like it, demand you grab a video camera, film it, send it to MTV, then smell his ass.

There proven ways of dealing with zombies. I'm just sayin'.

[Jackrabbit]

also, what about oxen, do they have the same effect?

No, see, they can shoot lasers from their noses but they won't eat you.

[Josephus]

You know what? That's a damn lie and you know it. Were bulls like zombies, then upon being bitten a human would transform into a bull. But that doesn't happen. And thus my world is a little sadder.

Never worked with bulls before, I take it?

Never been bitten, but I've "worked with" what you could call "bulls" before, yes.

[Jackrabbit]

I can't tell if you're showing me up with superior farming knowledge or if you're using slang and you actually just got intimate with some really ugly women.

I wonder if this is a common problem.

[nenjin]

We're about to go full circle back to bestiality, me thinks.

[Josephus]

No, I was talking about men, actually.

[Jackrabbit]

Right, yes. That makes more sense.

[ToonyMan]

Bulls are like cows if they were men.

[Josephus]

And had bigger horns.

[ToonyMan]

And penis.

[Josephus]

Yes. And penis.