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[Realmfighter]

FLAMIN'

[Tack]

Bigger everything, really...

Have you seen the size of their neck muscles? Maaan, they could probably shunt a car with a shake of their head. If they were so inclined. But anyway, I think Jackrabbit was meaning that scriver was so inexperienced that he would somehow MANAGE to be eaten by a bull- even though it's technically a physical impossibility although it HAS happened before. Wait until you see a rabid koala- And then you'll realise where the 'dropbear' rumors come from.

Also, I do believe nenjin might have called me a redneck.

[Jackrabbit]

That's what I meant originally but then ridiculousness called and who was I to refuse?

[Rose]

I've seen what happens when a bull goes against a car.

that car has no chance.

[Retro]

I've seen what happens when a bull goes against a car.

that car has no chance.

Reminds me of this sign, oft found alongside roads in Newfoundland.



Don't hit a moose. You'll spook the poor thing! And probably destroy your car and seriously injure yourself while it shrugs, wondering what bumped it, and wanders off aimlessly.

[Josephus]

There's a reason they call the males "Bull Moose". All the worst aspects of both, in a larger, ornerier package.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You know, just once I'd like to see an example of mexican bullfighting where the bullfighter isn't a total wuss. Every single time, they have the bull's neck muscles severed before starting the match, making it no more than a glorified slaughter. What's the matter, too much of a scared little girl to fight a bull on equal footing?

[RedKing]

You know, just once I'd like to see an example of mexican bullfighting where the bullfighter isn't a total wuss. Every single time, they have the bull's neck muscles severed before starting the match, making it no more than a glorified slaughter. What's the matter, too much of a scared little girl to fight a bull on equal footing?

I believe the solution is to pit the bulls against luchadores.

[Josephus]

You know, just once I'd like to see an example of mexican bullfighting where the bullfighter isn't a total wuss. Every single time, they have the bull's neck muscles severed before starting the match, making it no more than a glorified slaughter. What's the matter, too much of a scared little girl to fight a bull on equal footing?

I believe the solution is to pit the bulls against Aqizzar.

Fixed.

[Tack]

'Heh. I don't think you're thinkin' of charging at me.

You charging at me?

Sit. The Fuck. Down.


... Good boy.'
And that's how he does it.

[Leafsnail]

On a slightly related note, while I feel sorry for those injured at this event, I can't help but think that's a damn smart bull.  Probably explains why they generally stick to artificial insemination from just a few bulls now.

[Cthulhu]

Stayed up late last night, slept in this morning, woke up expecting it to be 1:30, it's 10:00 AM.  Yay.

[RedKing]

Tips on how to properly fight a bull here and here.

My 3-year old loves both of these.

[lordnincompoop]

I'm happy because of the huge caffeine buzz I'm on right now. Drank a whole bunch of coke and energy drinks.

Hell yeah!

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

It's so hard for me to get a caffeine buzz these days. Feh, at least I enjoy the taste of the coffee I buy. One of the few good places about Hull is McCoy's in the old Colonial House. Fantastic coffee house and coffee supplier, I usually get my precious beans from there.