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[Taco Dan]

Hey, I'm the creepiest guy I know, and I know some creepy motherfuckers.

[Karnewarrior]

I'd do that to boy/girlfriends.

Go on.

What, you didn't know? I've only been on for a year and I knew! She's not really that secretive about it usually.

[Gunner-Chan]

You aren't creepy. My girlfriend is creepy. When you have a taste for rotten food, may have been a graverobber, are a necrophile, and have a real human skull you use to help turn yourself on get back to me.

[Lumbajak]

Everything said about you thus far plus the fact my cat is constantly in heat leads me to think I should just rename her Janet.

[Itnetlolor]

On the note of cats; It was nice seeing that my cats (and my sister's dog) have missed my presence since being away for the past 5 days. They're a funny bunch. Far more awesome than the cats at my dad's house, and one of them are related to my cats too. I think it's a long-lost sibling to the youngest one. Unfortunately, the oddities of my cats didn't stick with that one.

[sonerohi]

Sometimes I wonder if Janet is just fucking with us, but her posts are too consistent for that.

[Taco Dan]

I have a cat who's bulimic and stalks my stepmom, the other one constantly scratches at my door to be let in, but when I do let him in, he's there for a minute or two and wants back out again, he also won't eat if his food bowl isn't full.

[dragnar]

Sometimes I wonder if Janet is just fucking with us, but her posts are too consistent for that.

Same. I would say all of her stories are lies, but they never contradict one another at all. An attempt at lying would have broken down long ago.

[MaximumZero]

Rails: I got permission (I'm so whipped. Srsly.) to buy some martial arts gear when we get a tax return. Punching bag, gloves, handwraps, tape, neoprene braces...the works! ^_^

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I have a cat who's bulimic and stalks my stepmom, the other one constantly scratches at my door to be let in, but when I do let him in, he's there for a minute or two and wants back out again, he also won't eat if his food bowl isn't full.

Holy shit, your cat acts like that as well?

[Armok]

Yeah, you don't.  You really really don't.  Us old fogies had to suffer through this once before.

I do kinda miss the frogs though.  In as platonic a sense as anything can possibly be platonic.

A shady figure gestures Aqizar into a dark ally: "Pssst, want a link to the new VN?"

[Gunner-Chan]

A shady figure gestures Aqizar into a dark ally: "Pssst, want a link to a place only I care about yet I cling to like a castrated beaten dog?"

Fixed.

[Realmfighter]

He would only be a castrated dog if you would just stop beating him.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Expecting people to not beat Armok is just unreasonable. Besides, unwarrented violence is fun.

[Jackrabbit]

It's not unreasonable at all, people just don't fucking stop.

Although in this case specifically? Armok, he's saying he kinda misses Janet being obsessed with the frogs. How is a link to a dead forum only you care about going to help?