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[Dakk]

'Cause lesbians are HAWT.

That probably has a lot more to do with it than I'd like to believe. Oh humanity, I love you, but why do you make it so hard?

Good question.

So, dudes, why do lesbians "make it so hard"?

I don't know.
Internet, please answer this question for me.

I've met broriffic guys who are so insecure about their sexuality that they don't watch straight porn because fuck bro, there's a guy in there, I don't wanna see his dong, thats sum homo shit, lesbian pr0n fixes that problem for them.

Of course, thats highly hypocritical since it is widely know all bros engage in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

[Gunner-Chan]

It's good to be secure about your sexuality. I just watch all kinds really. I like every combination. Just depends what I want to watch at the moment.

[Realmfighter]

Holy god that is awesome.

[Aqizzar]

I like every combination.

Pseudo-gay alien frog boys.  Ah, the memories.

[JoshuaFH]

I like every combination.

Pseudo-gay alien frog boys.  Ah, the memories.

How could we ever forget?

Because I can't, no matter how hard I try.

[Gunner-Chan]

Pseudo? Tamama was totally gay. Hard gay. I bet he has more sex toys than I do.

[Realmfighter]

Wha.....

Never mind. Something tells me i don't want to know.

[Aqizzar]

Yeah, you don't.  You really really don't.  Us old fogies had to suffer through this once before.

I do kinda miss the frogs though.  In as platonic a sense as anything can possibly be platonic.

[Gunner-Chan]

Maybe they'll be back sometime. I've been meaning to get back to the show as it is. Just right now my Perverse sexual lust includes a Kappa and a wolf tengu right now.

[Lumbajak]

I've seen worse.



My cat is just whacky. She keeps sleeping in whatever room I'm in, and if I move to a different room she'll follow me and if I stand still for a second she just plops right down and goes back to sleep. Until I start moving again.

She also maneuvres through trees better than the squirrels and can climb a chainlink fence.

[Gunner-Chan]

Your cat reminds me of well. Myself.

Except well. I'd do that to boy/girlfriends. Maybe your cat is in love with you.

[dragnar]

This thread goes to some strange places sometimes...

[Taco Dan]

I'd do that to boy/girlfriends.

Go on.

[Lumbajak]

Your cat reminds me of well. Myself.

Except well. I'd do that to boy/girlfriends. Maybe your cat is in love with you.

You jump through trees as though it was open space, and climb sharp, dangerous chain-link fences when a romantic interest is nearby?

At least the massive homoerotic affection for touhou characters is understandable!

[Aqizzar]

I'd do that to boy/girlfriends.

Go on.

I wouldn't do this if I were you.  Janet is in an unusually chipper mood for some reason, especially for someone who was complaining about brain trauma a few hours ago.  She could snap and revert into extremely sensitive about her sexuality at any moment.

Not to mention, dude, creeeepy.