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[Phantom]

"I made a red alert scenario real... Don't ask."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Aww, sounds like exactly the sort of thing I want to hear about just now."

[Phantom]

"OK fine, wanna hear it?"

[Luke_Prowler]

The dwarf pokes his head out, looking to the courtyard

"Are ya leaving? if ya are, take this" The dwarf gives Ghost a puzzle box

[Phantom]

"Um, what does this do, if it involves magma I will throw it at your beard."
[Thats ghost, phantoms in the bar]

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"That is one finely-engraved puzzle box; and yes, I would like to hear it.

[Phantom]

"Well it first started when I got stuck in a chronoshift, I got sent to when hitler was about to start WW2, I shot him, time changed, next thing I was in a bunker with a Navy seal that one shot kills infantry, a guardian GI, a GI, a traitor conscript and a traitor tesla tank crew, there was a lot of mutants, tiberian, and electrocuting."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"But there's no tiberium in Red Alert."

[Archangel]

"Arg! Medic! I can't jump, my device is wrecked! I can almost guarantee that magic won't work on me. Please! I need first aid! Anyone?" The soldier has crawled into the main room. Both his legs are completely missing. He looks very badly smashed up. His armor is shredded.

[Phantom]

"We fought until the meteor hit, then kane nuked my base but we had firestorm stuff, I became a jump jet soldier"
Phantom: "I knew these would come in handy, two robotic legs, and a bigshit medkit"
Phantom applies the stuff on the soldier

[Archangel]

"Thanks. Have you got a radio I could use? I need to call for someone to pick me up and mine is broken."

[CJ1145]

The Dark Angels squad scoured the corridors, now having discovered the remains of a battleground, dozens of dead... things (Zerg) everywhere. Uther, the team's only learned individual on history had no idea what they were.

"Could be anything, sir. Maybe a mutation of the Warp; maybe a xeno; hell, for all I know it could be a new sub-species of Tyranid."

As the squad pondered this, Atlas spotted three figures a short ways away: two recognizably human, the third... It was certainly human at some point, but appeared to have died some time ago in the spot where it now sat. He considered shooting it, but remembered the message from the Ultramarine. Though he was loathe to let a mutant go free, he would take the word of a fellow Marine above no word at all. He ordered his Marines to fall in behind him, and approached the group.

[filiusenox]

Ocade is still sleeping.

((What do the dark angels look like?))

[CJ1145]

((

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This.

))

[Phantom]

Some of the terran strike force survived, the ghost appears in front of the lead space marine
"SAY HIGH TO THE CAMERA *click and flash*"
The Ghost cloaks again and gets away
Ghost: "For some reason, I feel like there is a man with a cloaking device in here"
A Hydralisk rears up and attacks! The ghost begins shooting it