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Total Members Voted: 257

[Jackrabbit]

Release FASTE - OH GAWWWWWWWD

[Grakelin]

It literally took two seconds for us to die, it was hilarious.

[quinnr]

Yes, N2O is worse in some ways. Stunning FTW.

[MagmaDeath]

Obvious revolution? Then wouldn't that make him a target? No, I don't think you should do that but I don't think you'd be banned for it. In contrast, Magmadeath was stripping people and dumping them in the upload so the AI could have sex with them. Not only is that stupid, it'll hinder the people suddenly left without an ID. It's clever, but try and get the geneticist to make you a clone or something.

The ones I was putting on there were clones, I think.
And while it was stupid, it was the only way the AI could work.

[Jackrabbit]

Okay. I'll admit I didn't know what was going on. So tell me. What was the problem and why was telling the AI to make love to monkeys the only way to fix it?

[Pick Yer Poison]

So in our last game, who was Bob Robertson and how did he manage to modify me? I had my Uploads locked up tight. Did you build another one? I suspected you of building one in West Maintenance.

Also, in case you were upset over your last law, it told me to "Eat shit and die." followed by another couple of sentences about not talking. The AI can't eat, so I disregarded the contradictory sentence and used the rest of the law.

[Jackrabbit]

Yeah, Eat Shit and Die is what you get first time you load up the freeform upload. No idea why.

[quinnr]

Yeah, Eat Shit and Die is what you get first time you load up the freeform upload. No idea why.

Because our source is really from the goons. A long long time ago.

[Jackrabbit]

Ah, I figured.

[Grakelin]

The traitor has been transformed into a monkey and is running around the station dual-wielding laser pistols.

Best round ever.

[Pick Yer Poison]

The traitor has been transformed into a monkey and is running around the station dual-wielding laser pistols.

Best round ever.

Allow me to say it, then.

What. The. Fuck.

What? You were all thinking it.

[Grakelin]

Urist Steelzombie locked him in a coffin after transforming him. I stole his ID card (he was the supply officer). I was hanging out in supply when Urist shows up with the coffin. I open to see what's inside, because people are panicking about Cog's corpse being missing (they had all gone in the supply shuttle for a burial). A monkey pops out, and then Urist knocks me out. The monkey shoots Urist, I flee. After letting everybody know what's going on, I end up going back, where Cog shoots me with the laser pistol and murders me.

Then he runs around the station, shooting Boris (but not finishing him off). He ends up being chased up the West Hallway by Virgil Lamb, who has a flame thrower. They ignite the hallway, the fire doors come down, and the monkey shoots down Virgil, but then dies of plasma inhalation.

Most amazing thing I have ever seen.

[Rakonas]

The traitor has been transformed into a monkey and is running around the station dual-wielding laser pistols.

Best round ever.

Allow me to say it, then.

What. The. Fuck.

What? You were all thinking it.

I.. I just couldn't let him be cremated like that. To see my childhood friend carted away to be cremated on cent comm was crippling. Cog McCabinet could never deserve such a fate. I knew what I had to do. So I pulled a quick trick, I switched the body to another coffin. Jade left on the supply shuttle with an empty cabinet, clueless. So I brought the real coffin to genetics once the shuttle left, and quickly whipped up an injector. Soon, I had my old friend back, though he was..a monkey. I knew what they would do to him if they found him, so I gave him my taser.. he would need it more than me. A few minutes later, there was an insane monkey on the loose, dual wielding a laser pistol and a taser. In spite of the murder, I could still see my old friend in there, and knew there was only one way to ask him.. why? So I sacrificed my humanity, and turned myself into a monkey in an act of desperation, but it was too late.. In his monkey rampage, he killed a human in a blaze of fire, with a flamethrower, and choked on the plasma.. tragically dying. In my rage at finding myself unable to revive him, I knew the only solution was to doom everyone to the same fate. And that's how the station ended up half destroyed, and littered with dead monkeys. The only survivor was one human assistant, wielding a monkey made flamethrower.

[Sukasa]

So guys, elevators are almost finished.

[quinnr]

How big? or will it be mappable of different sizes?