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Author Topic: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?  (Read 4381 times)

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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2009, 12:08:47 am »
barrels upon barrels of Sunshine!

Really, really hate getting cloth, especially pre-dyed cloth, since it is never with any skill.  Just for once I'd like to see some masterful rope reed dyed masterfully green with emerald dye come from them.
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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2009, 01:25:18 am »
Quote from: Royal Surveyor on May 09, 2009, 11:53:20 pm
The elves bring me caged animals, occasional training implements.

And when I'm bored, blood for the Blood God.
Only when you're bored? Not every time they arrogantly demand you stop cutting trees?
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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2009, 05:32:18 am »
My elves bring me logs, lots of them. And this is very good.

Although the recent appearence of the obnoxious elven diplomat will propably cause me to kill the sorry bunch.
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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2009, 05:36:52 am »
you would almost be tempted to let them go, because they have nothing to loot anyway


almost.....
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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2009, 05:44:27 am »
The first time elves traded with me, they brought 4 wood flutes, 1 wood piccolo, and a piece of rope reed cloth. No logs, animals, booze, anything useful.
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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2009, 06:13:36 am »
I recently got a grizzly bear from them... Now if only they had brought 2 so I could breed some gaurd grizzlies!
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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2009, 07:17:40 am »
A pair of giant eagles
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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2009, 07:29:01 am »
arena captives to pitch against my gladiator dwarves =)
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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2009, 09:21:04 am »
A pair of giant eagles and a grizzly bear. Nothing says badass like a pair of giant eagles chained atop the entrance gate of your fort.
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regardless, the slime shooter will be completed, come hell or high water, which are both entirely plausible setbacks at this point.

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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2009, 09:27:05 am »
my current fort just got a pair of wolves from them. all I need do is get themm breeding and I have guard wolves
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Quote from: Aspgren on April 17, 2009, 01:36:31 pm
I think it'd be better to just throw him in a pit.
By pit I mean "ledge designated as pit some 30 levels above the ground water magma" and that would,as they say be the end of that.
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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2009, 09:49:44 am »
Quote from: Untelligent on May 10, 2009, 09:21:04 am
A pair of giant eagles and a grizzly bear. Nothing says badass like a pair of giant eagles chained atop the entrance gate of your fort.
Except the knowledge that you caught them on site, to defend against Giant Eagles.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2009, 09:56:29 am »
Quote from: LegoLord on May 10, 2009, 09:49:44 am
Quote from: Untelligent on May 10, 2009, 09:21:04 am
A pair of giant eagles and a grizzly bear. Nothing says badass like a pair of giant eagles chained atop the entrance gate of your fort.
Except the knowledge that you caught them on site, to defend against Giant Eagles.

Aye, you win this round.

If I had any on my map, I'd build some elaborate funnel-trap to catch the little bastards, but there's been a Fell Dragon taking up my only predatory creature slot for the past seven or eight years and he's sitting 20 z-levels above my second-highest mountain (which is another 30 z-levels itself), and he doesn't want to come down so I can sic my champions on him.
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Quote from: DrKillPatient on March 13, 2014, 11:26:58 pm
The World Without Knifebear — A much safer world indeed.
Quote from: Robocorn on July 16, 2010, 04:58:02 pm
regardless, the slime shooter will be completed, come hell or high water, which are both entirely plausible setbacks at this point.

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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2009, 10:31:06 am »
I actually haven't caught them (yet).  But man, am I going to!
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2009, 11:03:58 am »
Elf bones.....well, after a bit of rotting anyways
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Re: Stupid Elves. What have the elves brought YOU?
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2009, 11:26:18 am »
What would one have to mod so the Elves also bring you some elf leather (after some fortunate accidents)?
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