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Author Topic: Outside  (Read 41617 times)

Squeegy

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Re: Outside
« Reply #75 on: April 13, 2009, 04:15:55 am »
You try to swallow the magazine, but only manage to get it stuck in your throat. After a violent coughing session, you eventually vomit it out. You need to get a grip!

You can vaguely hear police sirens.
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Cheeetar

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Re: Outside
« Reply #76 on: April 13, 2009, 04:16:53 am »
>Look around
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Re: Outside
« Reply #77 on: April 13, 2009, 04:17:21 am »
Kick open the man's door and hunt him down.
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Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

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Re: Outside
« Reply #78 on: April 13, 2009, 04:17:25 am »
> Headbutt the door until it breaks or I break.
> Repeat until it breaks or I break, regardless of how bad of an idea it seems.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #79 on: April 13, 2009, 04:20:13 am »
Quote from: Cheeetar on April 13, 2009, 04:16:53 am
>Look around
You appear to be in the middle of a park surrounded by houses. You are holding an empty revolver, a Playboy magazine (that you read for the articles), and an empty bottle of placebos. There is half a noose around your neck. You are covered in splinters. You keep doing stupid shit.

Quote from: Digital Hellhound on April 13, 2009, 04:17:21 am
Kick open the man's door and hunt him down.
You kick the door futilely. Your foot hurts now.

Quote from: Pandarsenic on April 13, 2009, 04:17:25 am
> Headbutt the door until it breaks or I break.
> Repeat until it breaks or I break, regardless of how bad of an idea it seems.
At first you think this is a bad idea, but then you realize it's actually a great idea! You ram your head into the door and immediately pass out.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #80 on: April 13, 2009, 04:20:42 am »
>Dream and remember why you wanted to die.
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Quote from: mainiac on October 14, 2016, 11:55:54 am
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Re: Outside
« Reply #81 on: April 13, 2009, 04:22:43 am »
>Use your IMAGINATION to teleport back to the house.
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Quote from: Owlbread on August 07, 2015, 04:37:59 pm
Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

Pandarsenic

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Re: Outside
« Reply #82 on: April 13, 2009, 04:22:50 am »
> Dream about Freddy Krueger
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Outside
« Reply #83 on: April 13, 2009, 04:24:02 am »
Also, what part of this exactly surprises you?

Quote from: Squeegy on April 13, 2009, 04:20:13 am
You keep doing stupid shit.

You say it like it's a bad thing.
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Squeegy

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Re: Outside
« Reply #84 on: April 13, 2009, 04:24:27 am »
You dream that you teleported to your house and Freddy Krueger appeared and told you to kill yourself. Or... something. Even your dreams are fucked up.

You wake up in a police cell.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #85 on: April 13, 2009, 04:24:49 am »
>Remember why you wanted to die
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Quote from: mainiac on October 14, 2016, 11:55:54 am
Most of the time when someone is described as politically correct they are simply correct.

Pandarsenic

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Re: Outside
« Reply #86 on: April 13, 2009, 04:25:40 am »
> Check inventory

They probably took our shit.
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Outside
« Reply #87 on: April 13, 2009, 04:25:54 am »
> Seduce police officer.
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Quote from: Owlbread on August 07, 2015, 04:37:59 pm
Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

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Re: Outside
« Reply #88 on: April 13, 2009, 04:27:22 am »
Quote from: Cheeetar on April 13, 2009, 04:24:49 am
>Remember why you wanted to die
Now you remember! You wanted to die because... oh wait, no, nevermind, you forgot again.

Quote from: Pandarsenic on April 13, 2009, 04:25:40 am
> Check inventory

They probably took our shit.
Sure enough, you are empty-handed except for your orange suit.

Quote from: Digital Hellhound on April 13, 2009, 04:25:54 am
> Seduce police officer.
You are quite certain there is not, never has been, and never will be a police officer here!

Okay, maybe not. But there isn't one here right now!
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Re: Outside
« Reply #89 on: April 13, 2009, 04:28:35 am »
>Look around
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Quote from: mainiac on October 14, 2016, 11:55:54 am
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